unitedstatesofme

“queen shit bitch”

[unitedstatesofme @usernotedk]

I WILL have a car by my birthday!!!

[unitedstatesofme @usernotedk]

@CurttiMagurtti Well duh?

[emila•°☆. @emwkrl]

fazendo minhas coisinhas caladinha pq se der errado pelo menos ninguém vai saber

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

yo viendo llegar todas las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How it feels to say "okay” instead of arguing.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

me at 6am, 10am, 1pm, 4pm, 8pm, 11pm

[mika @mikasagrada]

“Ficar em casa me faz economizar dinheiro”

Eu:

[lei 𖤝 @bitefemmes]

Being on punishment is black asfk. This ain’t nothing new to us LMAOOO.

[jj ⚢ is seated for bnd @spid3rfemme]

Ppl who hate these r so performative

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me after i sang the wrong lyrics out loud

[leci. @lecij_]

sending your kid to school reeking of weed is so gutterbutt

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#real

[timi @Timiii360]

i'm so tired of finding shit to eat, shit to wear, shit to watch... like omg fuck it nvm! 😭😭

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[c @cokebeyc]

im worried about everything but dgaf about anything

[ares 🐣 @madhuparnaa_]

i like using twitter because none of my friends or neighbors use it

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[unitedstatesofme @usernotedk]

@sexcassshanti @prettiiimya_ Whole time its the corn!!

[taliban uno 5 @wildkarduno5]

niggas apply at streamer U b4 a job

[MR$ DA$ANI🫦 @kaimooodz]

i got ts baddddd 😩