Mbusmo

Benjamin Sesko enjoyer

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[MJ @just_drmj]

I’m legit preparing to do life without romance.

[Aguzz @dudaa2_0]

en vez de perder peso estoy perdiendo la cabeza

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

UCL final then Game 7. Crazy eats

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Harmony @HarmonyOW2]

“Yeah man I’m getting on the game right now as we speak”

[Kachii @badasskachii]

United fans hating on Bruno always feel like they got some sort of god level football IQ that the rest of us don’t.

[. @mrw1sconsin]

After your grandma dies your family becomes retarded.

[⟲ @unotfbg]

first few reps of a squat set feel like y did i come here

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Bestley @ZachBest_]

This Bruno interview is fucking brilliant. I think it’s borderline gay how much I love this man.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

Life since Bruno Fernades broke the Assist record:

[Lauren Paige🐻 @lauren_paige07]

I really love being a United fan

[Finance Philosopher 🖌 @FinPhilosopher]

Best showers ranked:

1. First shower after camping
2. First shower in a nice hotel/resort
3. Shower after yard work
4. Shower after gym

[ktf @seducethewall]

nipple hairs bro are you serious what could their purpose possibly be

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We Bruno Fernandes fans have gone through a lot over the last few years. They called him a penalty merchant. They called him a stat padder. They said he has the most turnovers. They called him a talker saying he’s too emotional. They criticized his body language because they couldn’t stop his output. Now he stands entirely alone above all. Greatest midfielder of his generation

[Aomine @Hodovss]

see you next season you sexy bastards @manutd

[َ @gffyoq]

oh to be loved without having fear of being replaced or to be chosen without being compared.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video