Shenaaz Jetha

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Fifteen things you should never have to say to a country:

1. Stop bombing children.
2. Don't kill journalists.
3. Don't bomb hospitals.
4. Don't shoot patients through their hospital window.
5. Don't drive bulldozers over dead bodies.
6. Don't bomb ambulances.
7. Don't do ethnic cleansing.
8. Don't call humans animals.
9. Don't starve people.
10. Don't cut off people's water.
11. Don't cut off the electricity at hospitals, killing their ICU and NICU patients.
12. Don't bomb doctors.
13. Don't bomb UN staff.
14. Don't do apartheid.
15. Stop lying constantly.

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

@raulcampos fired up for the Fourth on @mbeKCRW got us all dancing in the kitchen!!! @kcrw 🎇#maybeitsthecoffee

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

wow😢😍

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

Yes!

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

I hope everyone has enjoyed the last Oscars ever

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

@NBCOlympics hey announcers, maybe instead of focusing on #mikaelashiffrin’s struggles, use the opportunity to talk about mental health and the struggles athletes have to contend with??
#MentalHealthMatters #MentalHealthAwareness

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

Plan accordingly @nymetrowx 🤦🏽‍♀️

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Nothing has changed, the forecast remains 2-40"

[Thich Nhat Hanh @thichnhathanh]

Oneness by Thich Nhat Hanh

The moment I die,
I will try to come back to you
as quickly as possible.
I promise it will not take long.
Isn’t it true
I am already with you,
as I die each moment?
I come back to you
in every moment.
Just look,
Feel my presence.

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

Still funny 3 years later

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

An honest wedding card.

Please RSVP

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

Haha, definitely “arrey thoba”

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

I know I'm old because while watching Meg The Stallion's #GRAMMYs performance I thought the following:

"Oh my..."
"Mashallah...Thoba. Wow."
"I didn't know you could do that."
"How is she doing that?"
"Wow, she's maintaining balance on heels..."
"Well, good for her"

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

Can cancel culture make daylight savings it’s next victim

[Shenaaz Jetha @useyourthirdeye]

For the love of our circadian rhythms and mental health, #CancelDayLightSavings

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

Cancel daylight savings time.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Netflix better hire Meghan to play herself on The Crown.

#HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Julieth ❀ @troubleshade]

The fact that both Diana and Meghan joined the royal family with so much energy and hope and they developed suicidal thoughts inside the firm #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Wayne Lawson, PhD @WayneALawson]

Ted Cruz continues to be a trailblazer as he becomes the first Hispanic person to flee FROM Texas TO Mexico because of ICE

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I bet if Texas renamed their power grid to uterus, the state would be regulating the shit out of it.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

President Biden’s been on the job less than a month and he already has a higher approval rating than trump ever had.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should be expelled from Congress, and barred from holding office in 2024. Democracy cannot abide lawless lawmakers.

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Biden has purchased enough vaccines to inoculate all Americans.

Trump has purchased enough GOP Senators to inoculate himself.