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from the river to the sea

[Sibongile Mafu @sboshmafu]

I Drink Wine is objectively Adele’s best song. Followed closely by When We Were Young and All I Ask. Nothing else from my side.

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

I told my dad something, I told him not to tell my mum..barely a day after, my mum called to told me my dad told her what I told him.. but I shouldn't tell my dad she told me what I told him not to tell her 🤦🏽‍♀️

Since both of them are aware, I decided to call and tell both of them together and make it an open discussion. Guess what? Both of them pretended to be hearing it for the first time 😭 I was so pissed and confused. I ended the call.

[Joaquin Barroso @joaquinbarroso]

Do you want to hear a joke about research, or not et al.?

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

This is why feminists theorized that rape is about dominating those they've already dehumanized. They can't answer his question as he poses it three different times because the women aren't human to them.

[✩ ˚｡⋆ @_GirlSay]

girlhood core lol

[Shay_ @Shanees_Nkandu]

The Researcher. The Research

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Mahershala Ali:

[luctuosa @Iuctuosa]

Çinin sosyal medyalarının neden başka ülkelere kapalı olduğunu anlamaya başlıyorum

[Bassie 𐚁 @BassieLastrassi]

Going to the iStore to touch the new phones knowing damn well I’m keeping this iPhone 15 until 2030.

[๋ ๋࣭⭑mofrango ⚡︎ @brendinha_561]

*traduzido do chinês*

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Work related jokes will always finish me

[Wyn 🌸 @Wynorrific]

Twitter rn

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Happy birthday to the talented Idris Elba,who turns 54 today!

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”

Me at the bar:

[buzzingaaa!🇿🇦 @similooooo]

The tribalism is crazy. I hope MaPedi know they’re worth more to me💕

[Ikanyeng @_IkanyengM]

I’ve done unspeakable things. Keep that money 😭✋🏽

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Complaining on the TL won’t help us guys. Let’s send through comments on this proposed hike. This is not sustainable and it won’t stop until we voice out our disapproval through the right channels.

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

A State Owned Enterprise shouldn't be reporting a profit. Please reduce the price of electricity.

[Empress Nandi 👑 Wuk Up Scientist @nandixnegasi]

They were trying to warn us and I was shaking my hips

[Boitumelo Modiba-Rasefate 🇿🇦 @AfriTumic]

Airlink next week 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇿🇦🇿🇦