Usiomon Emmanuel

A bird sitting on a tree is not scared of the branch breaking, because her trust is on her wings and not the branch. B.A (philosophy)| Project manager.

[Dekunle @Myaurasexy]

Wherever I am in the next 2-5 years, I pray I'm genuinely happy, successful, and living a life that once felt impossible. ❤️

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum

[𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗹 - 𝗢𝗮𝗸𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 👷‍♂️ @SirPotens89]

I have two goals for exercising, to stay fit and not have potbelly. All these biceps, triceps, traps etc no concern me.

[adefare 🔴 @kingbaaade]

ref no believe say we complete for field 😂

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

One guy in my junior secondary that year stole about 30 something thousand Naira from his parents. Nigha was on a shopping spree for more half of the term until he got caught and guess what they still recovered about 12k from him.

[إيمان🎿 @duragbot]

bro, i thief 1k for my mama purse for primary 5….one thousand naira much sotey, i gats throw the change away as i dey go house i don buy buy money no gree finish, fear catch me.😂😂

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

@_theCyberDoctor @EmmanuelNdema1 @Tunde_OD @grok I tried to send a dm but I can’t message you

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

@_theCyberDoctor @EmmanuelNdema1 @Tunde_OD @grok Ok sir

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

Humans talk about animal freedom, only to buy pets and lock them in a cage.

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

Ife mi, I am ready 🥹

[Sun Treska @SUNTRESKA]

I fed my husband a high fertility diet for 12 months before conceiving in the first try 🙃

His diet consisted of:
- Daily: (raw) milk, butter, salt, dairy, beef, eggs, fresh fruit/OJ, 1 Brazil nut, carb source like (sweet) potato and (pine) honey
- Multiple times a week: sardines, oysters, bone marrow, ice cream, coffee with milk and sugar, sourdough, jam, chicken, ice cream, bone broth or salmon head soup, white fish

12 months of 0 alcohol, 0 cigarettes, 0 drugs.

WE'VE BEEN OPTIMIZING THE WRONG HALF, focussing mostly on the woman's fertility 🤭

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

If dem leave this world for only black people to manage, e for over hard pass like this walahi

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

@mianovia @EmmanuelNdema1 @Tunde_OD @grok Thank you so much

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

@EmmanuelNdema1 @Tunde_OD @grok Yes I am in Lagos.

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

@EmmanuelNdema1 @Tunde_OD @grok I am a tailor sir and I can make you those kind of pants. Check my business page on instagram

https://t.co/E6WBqezXEY

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

Bus drivers ehn, na where traffic day gan gan dem day like pass.

[Director Bae_u @isbae_u]

Drops 6pm today!

[Time Will Tell ⏰ @click_muzic]

You think shii sweet ? You can do right by your girl while she out there fvckin' a n!gg@ who ain't do shiii, that's just how it goes.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

I dey call dangonte since morning e no pick, one of our trailer don fall for express

[Mayor @IsmaheelJeemoh]

When I got paid last month, I decided to satisfy my strong craving for burger and milkshake. A night has not passed since then where I did not wake up to regret that decision.

[Usiomon Emmanuel @UsiomonE]

I talk to God everyday, I wonder if he listens.