Usman

Degree In Sarcasm Studies

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Iain finding it difficult to use his tongue with Amir in the way #ImACeleb

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

@mahynxo 😂😂😂😂

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Gt3 kinda weather 🙌

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Something extra special with eid landing on jummah

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

We'll always be kids to our parents, go collect 😂

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @declanraysh]

Even worse when you’re the one who has to now give it, game is gone

[Angel🎀 @Unusual__angel]

“if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and at night:

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Out of your goddamn mindddd

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

@svm1507 Fitness street is a good place to begin

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

@doktareattock 😂😂😂

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Get your money up x

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Perfect time to get your 10k a day in

[halima🐦‍🔥 @9halss]

i miss my car so much omds I can’t wait for it to be fixed so I can feel at peace again

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Gloves & Hats exist x

[Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 @StaycMaria]

Oh my god stay inside yall homes today man it’s fucking cold

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

The evidence is littered all over the Internet and the fbi wants us to go on a treasure hunt to piece it all together

[🍉 @asthmafc]

We are under reacting anyway. Burn the whole island once all evidence has been collected of every single crime.

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

@declanraysh Stress him out some more

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

@fxzaaa_ The view out the window woulda been nicer 😂

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

@dsfzaraghjkl Your friends must be fed up 😂😂😂

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

@zaranisax Preach

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@alicepowell @OxfordshireCC We have a hearing on Tuesday. Fingers crossed.

[Alice Powell @alicepowell]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why @JeremyClarkson #DiddleySquatFarm needs a car park!! Parking on a main, busy road and also on private property to get off the road. @OxfordshireCC come on, putting lives at bloody risk 🤬

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

I don't get people who work in a job they don't enjoy - lifes too short

[Usman @Usmaaaan_]

Perfect setup

[Sim 💕 @_Simranxo_]

Is it bad that I don't want summer like I just prefer cold days with a bit of sunshine