Usman

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

Study Permit not Sex Permit.
Face your books.

[Nans @nansbello]

Can the chinese enter our real estate market as well please? I want to test a theory

[LGL @mark_oyk]

First-world countries will invite immigrants to fill jobs, but won’t educate citizens on why they need immigrants to fill those jobs.

When the citizens start complaining, they will pretend to be tough on immigration, fully understanding they caused the problems.

Repeat cycle

[Nans @nansbello]

Nigerians are genuinely the easiest people to scam. It’s sooooooooo easy to scam us as a people.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

I can bet a dollar that he is not from Nigeria.

[BRIGGS @fugazziboii]

just to drive it to the club and back every night

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Tony Elumelu had never set camera to buy corn before until Remi Told Nigerian women to go and sell corn.

Elumelu's daughters should go and sell corn so that I too will set camera and buy from them.
Let his family lead by example

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

One day, we will talk about how Nigerian tertiary institutions stifle creativity.

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeoluwa]

“If you import 10 cars, you might not sell them for months”

Maybe if you weren't trying to make half the car's price in profit, you might sell faster.

Did that come to mind??

[Jørdy.avax🔺🇪🇸🇦🇷🇳🇴(❖,❖) @catalanjordy]

I’m sorry but paying 6 figures in naira for a meal that English people would pay less than a tenner for in their country will never not be hilarious to me loool 💀

[Dapo. @Dxpo_]

Babe wake up, it is time for the yearly Warri Refinery activation. See you again in 2027.

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

It’s over for Christianity 🤣
The only place poor men fit still find wife

Olosho don dey infiltrate am 🤣

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

So which of your children is carrying on with this your wonderful family heritage?

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Great idea. Why you never build am?

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

U ran ppl out of ur country to sell popcorn? Lmao ok

[- @alani419]

jollof rice with fried rice and two chicken combo -1500

[Chidi stephen @steasyautos]

Na to implement am be the issue 🇳🇬 💔

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Look at what a government official who’s supposed to regulate rent is saying.

What a backward nation

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

Lmfao consultancy contracts for their people to come and "speak" in the camps.

Nigeria is such a racket.

[Millennial Capitalist @Oladayo_Adenubi]

Cost of transport is high but his Gross margin is 51%. Okay now.