Mike

US Marine Corps. HTX. East End. Texas A&M. University of Houston-Downtown.

[Mike @usmcaggie]

I didn’t think, when I took this pic, it would be the last pic I would take of you. I never imagined things would go down how@they did. Even though we were worlds different in how we… https://t.co/mAWdzuu7Q0

[Mike @usmcaggie]

@snooki just an FYI, I was adopted as well, I got in contact with my birth sister, she passed in 2018. But, I am so close with my niece and her kids. Best thing ever. I also did it for health reasons. Go meet her, hopefully it will be amazing!

[Mike @usmcaggie]

one of the dopest lines ever... "tried to put me in the grave but you never learned, you cant bury what was born in the fucking dirt" #metal #lyrics #foxlake #freestyle #newworldheat

[Mike @usmcaggie]

The older I get, the more I relate to Mr. Hand from Fast times at Ridgemont High

[Mike @usmcaggie]

Reminded yet again how much of a ripoff insurance is! 🤬🤬🤬 #fuckoff #insurance #soannoying

[Mike @usmcaggie]

They like to be chased, flirted with but don’t wanna go out on dates.. gotcha! Yet they wonder why they can’t find a guy. So tired of trying. #Women #dating #sucks #onlywanttextingandflirting #NoDates #Fuckem #dates

[Mike @usmcaggie]

Just heard goodie..” wow! You really are a condom on the dick of progress!” 😂

[Mike @usmcaggie]

Fake people piss me off!

[Mike @usmcaggie]

I often wonder why people have to be shitty… good luck getting cookoff passes. It’s obvious that’s what you’re doing

[Mike @usmcaggie]

Damnit I hate living in the grey zone! Sheesh!

@chrisfrantz got a story for ya.

[Mike @usmcaggie]

@SeanTPendergast hey, is Charlie Davis your son in law? Survivor season 46 final 3?

[Mike @usmcaggie]

#FireColinKlien

[Mike @usmcaggie]

Being comfortable in “the grey zone” is much more tough than I thought it would be.. when do I decide to go… not sure yet.. 🤔 @bobbyrio

[Mike @usmcaggie]

In the words of Cross Canadian Ragweed… I’m “Sick and tired of being sick and tired” cannot emphasize how much people suck. #SayOneThingDoAnother #UGH #PeopleSuck #SuchIsLife

[Mike @usmcaggie]

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[Mike @usmcaggie]

I’ve really learned to dislike people who pass judgement on a person before they get to know them. Have I been guilty of this, yes… but I make a conscious effort to not do that now. #BeNice #BeKind #DontPassJudgement #DontBeABITCH #CUNextTuesday

[Mike @usmcaggie]

One positive about this rain we are getting in Houston… it’s gonna help my electric bill! 😎🙌🏻

[Mike @usmcaggie]

LETSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO have not been this excited for Texans football in a long time!

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

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[Mike @usmcaggie]

YES!!!!!! Horns Down is not a penalty.

[SEC Unfiltered @SECUnfiltered]

Teams WILL NOT be penalized for throwing “Horns Down” this season.

You know players and fans alike all over the SEC are giddy over this news 😂🤣

[Mike @usmcaggie]

Hey, @Ryanair why do you punish your customers for circumstances out of their control. I could help the wether delay and miscommunication that made me miss my two Ryan air flights on June 30 and July 1. Both at my one expense.

[Mike @usmcaggie]

Thank goodness was of Air Conditioning! It’s not even hot in Texas yet and it’s brutal! UGH! #Texas #Heat #Hunidity #brutal