UZI AHMED

‘99 Only my friends call me Uzi 📞 👨‍💼- @usmxnahmxd1 Socials ⤵️

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I’m so bad with meeting people and then remembering their name. 😔

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My mother’s alarm wakes up everything but her.

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Dominos sending group texts out like they dealing. 🤔

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Heavy iPhone user.

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Culture isn’t a barrier, it’s hard to learn to grow.

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When I was younger and forgot my BlackBerry when I went to the toilet, I used to read the back of the bleach bottle.

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I got corn on the cob. 🌽

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Growing up in an Asian household is all fun and games until one sibling gets married and suddenly everyone’s next or should be married. 🫥

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Eating Pasta. 🍝

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Stick it in manual, I’ll show you how to handle it. 🚗

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The answer is the Passport arrived first #HMPOWIN

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I sent off my Driving License & Passport for renewal at the same time, tell me why I’m intrigued to see which one comes back first. #DVLAvHMPO

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07:52

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No one has a clean run. 🏃

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These old people be driving fresh whips with no lane discipline. 🛣️

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Yo these Prius drivers are out of control, I get you don’t wanna use petrol but do that on your own time. ⛽️ 🔋

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Hate small talk. 🗣️

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Elite feeling when you get the car washed and fill it up with a full tank of fuel. ⛽️

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Booga

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People doing Duolingo on the train is crazy.