Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf

I am the Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf. You can find me at soccer matches across the globe, promoting the #USP hosted by @dsmithshow & @jordancarruth!

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

As you all start to interact with me, I'm sure you've thought "This is weird, I'm talking to a scarf"

I want to reassure you that it's just as weird for me to be talking to you humans.

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

As a scarf, I must always encourage you to acquire more scarves.

And this one has llamas on it, so now I must encourage you doubly so.

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

A scarf that can hold beer...

Here I am now desperately desiring an upgrade.

[Carolina Ascent FC @carolinaascent]

We took “hold my beer” to a whole new level 🍺

New scarf dropping this Saturday at Oktoberfest.

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Lovely scarf here!

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Love this scarf!

[O&Y @olive_york]

History Over Profits!

New scarf drop. Easy to bring into stadiums (hint, hint).

Thanks to @STLCitySantos for the design! Happy to launch this in partnership with @ISCSupporters - all proceeds going to charity!

Pre-order yours: https://t.co/RAOBuSUc3T

#SaveTheCup #SaveUSOC

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

@skubasteve4 @berniewilson @TheLocalsSG I'M NOT WORTHY!!
I'M NOT WORTHY!!
I'M NOT WORTHY!!

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

@olive_york @mplscitysc @ForwardMSNFC @HFXWanderersFC @TheLocalsSG @MenaceSoccer94 @Privateers1882 @Union_Omaha @bhafcstateside @Southsiders ME!!!

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

@DSmithShow @drewstork @mikeyfarrar @Chavos_SanDiego @sportsbrain @berniewilson BRO!!!!!

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

I don't have ID and I don't have arms to take a selfie with. So I guess that might be it for me here. Hope you all enjoyed following a scarf.

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Accounts can now be shutdown for inactivity? Guess I better start getting to be the most activity posting scarf ever.

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Makes you want to scream into your scarf.

[Derek Reese @DR928]

- Club announced in NASL

- NASL collapses

- Club tries to join USL

- Club joins NISA instead

- USL announces team in same city

- MLS announces team in same city

- None of them are connected or part of same league system

#SanDiegoMLS situation is peak @ussoccer dumbness

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

@ChavosdeLoyal Oh my that scarf sibling of mine! #ScarfFamily

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

More beautiful scarf crushes of mine.

[Ballard FC @GoBallardFC]

Also, we want to give a shout out to a few special designs that didn’t make it to the final vote but we still wanted to share with you 😍

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

I have many scarf crushes. Here is another one.

[Ballard FC @GoBallardFC]

And the winner of the 2023 supporters scarf design contest is… Cara Sutherland! 🧣🏆

We received over 800 votes and it was a close call between a few designs. Thank you so much to all the incredible designers!! We will have this scarf available by the start of the season!

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

ahhhhh yeah, sensing an awesome new scarf sibling here.

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

I love it when another member of the scarf family goes on sale!

[Lake County Captains @LCCaptains]

‼️FLASH SALE FRIDAY‼️

Captains Scarf

was $20 ➡️ TODAY ONLY $10

➡️https://t.co/XGVtsPlGSf

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Gregg tried to send me home from the World Cup too, until he remembered he didn't bring me.

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Cc @DicksDriveIns

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Some scarfs don't have dicks on them (like me), and other scarfs do have dicks on them, like this one...

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

@deadprezusa Nice scarf!!

Signed,
A Scarf

[Unnamed Soccer Podcast Scarf @uspscarf]

Does mastodon let sentient podcast scarfs have accounts?