Jonathan Blanton

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@itsginnydi I think it's fun to play naive characters. In my first campaign, we ran into a group of bandits who tried to rob us. My bard thought they were beggars and offered to share his rations with them.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@itsginnydi @Critical_Mrs My first character was "me, but with magic powers." My most recent character was a Kobold warlock with undiagnosed ADHD who tried to blend in with the crowd with a Hat of Disguise... so, me again.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@itsginnydi Not really the same thing, but there's a pen-and-paper combat game on DriveThruRPG called "Something Went Wrong". The GM rotates every combat round. During that round, their character is paralyzed by fear and can't act, but they can't be attacked.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@Megs5674 @TheeDocHolliday Life was so much better back in the good old days, when kids who survived polio could look forward to spending the rest of their lives in an iron lung. My parents took away my chance to experience polio before I was old enough to consent.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@itsginnydi I don't know, but I'd watch that movie.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@aczipo00 Here you go. https://t.co/uIpH38efQe

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@epicdndmemes Guitar, bass, drums, and accordion.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@epicdndmemes They can still sue you, even if you're in the right. They can drag the suit out until you run out of money because our justice system is pay-to-win.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@aczipo00 Congratulations!

[Overdroid overdroid.bsky.social @overdroid]

Five goooolden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens,Two turtledoves,
But they were all of them deceived, for another gift was made, in the pear tree, the dark lord Sauron forged a master partridge to control the others…

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@aczipo00 Are you sure we really lost, though? https://t.co/zqI2fSctyH

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@itsginnydi Plot twist: a rival necromancer grants your zombies free will... then convinces them to unionize. Good luck keeping your operation running when you have to pay an unliving wage to your entire undead horde. And then there's AD&D insurance.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@aczipo00 I've heard ice cream can be an effective short-term treatment for stress. It'll also stop that pesky weight loss. 😀

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@SageAdviceDnD "Weapon attacks" are meant to contrast with "spell attacks", right? In that sense, an unarmed strike is a weapon attack, even though it doesn't use a weapon. The wording could be clearer.

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@aczipo00 Will Arnett

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@itsginnydi There used to be a network in my neighborhood called "FBI Surveillance Van 17".

[.dev @jaay_dev]

Saw this form submit button animation on tiktok and i had to recreate it👨🏾‍💻

Learning from my bosses @ubah_484 @codingossy

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@aczipo00 You shouldn't call yourself ugly. Twitter will suspend your account if you keep posting such blatant misinformation. :-)

[Jonathan Blanton @usrbinjonathan]

@aczipo00 Been there. My workplace also allows us to get a temporary badge, but it won't open any of the doors.

[Dr. Tech @doctechmd]

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