Creature of Gall 🦇

JT, 31, they/them

More validating than any fortune cookie. 🥠

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

I reaaaally fucking hate the new way links open on this stupid app now

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

I got queue #87 which meant I wasn't waiting that long and got autographs for Matt, Marisha and Sam! The aura of Sidney Crosby was with me in that Metro service station 🙌🐧💖

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

Oh my way home from work so legit sat in a services car park watching the queue with 40 minute drive left 😂

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

Oh my way home from work so legit sat in a services car park watching the queue with 40 minute drive left 😂

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

the hockey community truly has a long way to go with the way people of colour are treated in the sport because it’s absolutely revolting that the admin of a nhl team’s official account feels comfortable being racist as a response to polite criticism from an indigenous person

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

there are 3 particular ebay vendors who must think I am the most unhinged fucker ever

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

fr though if someone wanted to make their intentions know, please hunt this down and present it to me as one would a tiffany ring, and I will marry you faster than a drunk couple in vegas

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

Honestly if someone were to gift me the muppets nhl varsity jacket I'd probably marry them, no question :/

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

Honestly if someone were to gift me the muppets nhl varsity jacket I'd probably marry them, no question :/

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

Snoopy, I love you, but what the fuck was that? Stick to the typewriter

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Snoopy throws out the first pitch at yesterday's Mets game.

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

@ringthemoon Ilya couldn't last a phone call with Hayden, that boy is doomed 😂

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

@OttawaCentaurs_ They're gonna be called a ruckus at this point damn

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

I only use my Pinterest when I need drawing references 🙈

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

profile / lockscreen / last song played / pinterest

[bean 🏒 @beansoop_]

profile / lockscreen / last song played / pinterest

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

@vincemoenty Showering and washing their bedsheets 50 million times a day

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

2921km and a year and four months later I have finally made it from Bag End in The Shire to Mordor and into the Sammath Naur of Mount Doom 😭💖

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

So distracted by how radiant Dr Ally looks in these photos I almost liked a misogynist post 💀

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Happiest when the weather’s gloomy

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

@celestevoid Ilya is covering himself with carrot oil to get tanned as hell I know it 🙂‍↕️

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Any friend of the Muppets is a friend of mine 🩷

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

why is this the thing that got me?!

[Boardwalk Times @BoardwalkTimes]

The Muppets have released a statement on the passing of Tim Curry.

"Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer, he was unparalleled – witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim."

[Creature of Gall 🦇 @usssamwell]

@OttawaCentaurs_ Its watching stuff like this that confirms to me I am lazy because lord almighty