Usman

My LOL is your WTF

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@worqas @ghazi_shuja Lol @ junaid being a member of mile high club

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@ayaonx @FaseehUlHassanK doctor is cancelled 😂

[Sundus. @sunfiltered_]

Abba Harmonium

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

On behalf of the Accountant community, we are suspending his membership permanently. He is now a Doctor.

[⋆｡°✩⁺⋆Tre⋆⁺☾°｡⋆ @AshhTre8]

I think if there was an easily accessible gun by my bed at 6am on a Monday I wouldn't be alive today

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@PTIAvenger @NadeemfParacha https://t.co/Ura8yJDGs3

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

It took Libertarian President Javier Milei nine and a half weeks to balance the budget and create a surplus.

NINE. AND A HALF. WEEKS.

[Chair-man @godfatheriv]

As lucid as it gets. @ShandanaGulzar 👍

[Ahmad Noorani @Ahmad_Noorani]

عقیدہ تو یہی ہوتا ہے کہ اللہ انسان کے ذہن میں ڈالتا ہے۔ اگر مذہب کا انکار کرنا ہے تو یہ آپ کا حق ہے۔ مگر پھر کُھل کر کریں۔ چھُپ چھُپ کر مذہب پر وار نہ کریں۔

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@brokebutimcute https://t.co/9ripjaZFyP

[Cappuccino. @drac0_d0rmiens]

شہید کی جو موت ہے وہ قوم کی حیات ہے۔
Truth has a price. They paid for it.
"Martyrs of Haqeeqi Azaadi." A thread 🧵

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

Sir Ateeq Riaz 🫡

[Fayyaz Shah @RebelByThought]

ہاتھوں میں ہتھکڑیاں ہیں، 9 مہینے سے دونوں جیل میں ہیں، بچے والدین کے بغیر رہ رہے ہیں لیکن ان میاں بیوی کا حوصلہ نہیں ٹوٹا۔
یہ صنم جاوید اور اس کا شوہر عتیق ہیں۔ ان دونوں کے پاس کوئی پارٹی عہدہ نہیں ہے۔ یہ عام شہری ہیں لیکن انہوں نے بدترین پریشر کے باجود اپنا ضمیر نہیں بیچا۔

[𝙏𝘼𝙕 @MindfulCritique]

DONT WORRY I WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ~IMRAN KHAN

A 🧵

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@brokebutimcute Im sure whoever it is, they just want to touch base 😂

[Dexie @dexiewrites]

𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐧 by sitting at home.

1) find out your constituency by sending your CNIC number at 8300.

2) go to https://t.co/iyeppp2Osa and check who your candidate is.

3) check his symbol (will be uploaded shortly) and spread it like wildfire. here’s how to spread it:

• put his name and symbol as your WhatsApp DP. (you’ll get the graphics in a couple days).

• upload whats app/instagram status/story everyday including the name & symbol of your candidate. (make sure people see it over and over again).

• communicate with your neighbours, friends, relatives from your constituency and tell them about the symbol they have to vote for. repeat the process every 3-4 days.

• get the name, constituency number and electoral symbol of your candidate printed on an A4 paper and paste in on the outside wall of your house.

𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰; stand up for your country.

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@brokebutimcute get in line, deer

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@brokebutimcute @holy_schnitt 😭

[Usman @usssmaaaan]

@brokebutimcute @cornski 🥲🥲