USsU RaJpUt

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain....

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@th_anonymouse "Now this was a boy but what if it were actually a girl?
These people have caused international embarrassment nd we too are part of this pathetic society....

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@Ichanpyaari Xyz

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

Me trying to explain to my manager why my 1-hour task took 11 hours 👇🏻

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@allthingzabsurd Ab dekha ye h new zealand mein maths ka kon sa farmula sunne ko milega 1 or 1..11

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@Ichanpyaari Old is gold... India's 1st superstar r.k

[komolika @Ichanpyaari]

couples in the close friendss stories on instagram

[USsU RaJpUt @ussuRajput]

*A:* Teacher: Beta batao $(a+b)^2$ ka formula kya hota hai?
*B:* Modi ji: $a^2 + b^2 + 2ab$ Mitron
*A:* Teacher: Ye extra $2ab$ kaha se aaya?
*B:* Modi ji: Wo Mitron... jumla hai 😂

Ek aur version:

*A:* Exam me aaya: $(a+b)^2$ solve karo
*B:* Modi ji likh ke aaye: $a^2 + b^2 + 2ab$... Aur bola "2ab vikas hai Mitron" 😂

[USsU RaJpUt @ussuRajput]

@Ichanpyaari Lekin ek sharma ji ki beti h uska mission completed kia h

[USsU RaJpUt @ussuRajput]

@Ichanpyaari But meko nhi krega kyu ke mane group me add kia tha or uske bad dox ki iski I'd

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@Ichanpyaari But not everyone who goes to the gym is like that. I'm a very decent boy...

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@DrNimoYadav Sb farzi h

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@Ichanpyaari Just don't donate so much that uh don't even have money left for Maggi 😅😄

[USsU RaJpUt @ussuRajput]

@allthingzabsurd Bro uh should go to Dubai uh'll be fine there. We don't want ur space technology roads or ur petrol uh keep it...ja bhai

[Sonel @allthingzabsurd]

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[USsU RaJpUt @ussuRajput]

@MauryaAlka76391 Yeh baher hi thik hai vese b yha isse kuch hone wala nhi hai budda aadmi h ghumne do life k maze le rha h

[Alka Maurya @MauryaAlka76391]

देख रहा हैं विनोद..... कैसे देश को आपदा में छोड़कर विदेश जाया जा रहा है... राम मंदिर में अरबों की चोरी हुई है, लेकिन मोदी का मुंह तक नहीं खुल रहा है.... और यह कुछ ज्यादा ही विदेश के दौरे नहीं हो रहे हैं? कहीं ऐसा तो नहीं कि इनका जाने का नंबर आ गया है इसलिए जीतने महीने दिन बचे हैं घूम लिया जा रहा है...

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Isme to siya included nhi hai ab kya bologe...kutto kab se siya ketan siya ketan rona kr rkha tha

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@protagonist_xi Ab aayege haram k kuch or un haramkhor mardo ka rona royege dekhe or wait kro

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@Ichanpyaari Oh so am i in this line 🤔

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@NimmySingh80259 @DzogchenYogi u're delusional if uh think anyone's taxing people based on looks. Get a grip nd stop spewing nonsense...
Only a bitter, small minded person would come up with something that pathetic. Try saving urself some dignity instead....haram k pilley