Chris Abram

I’m going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One Don’t reveal everything.

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I hate wearing makeup but I also hate not wearing makeup so it's just really complicated

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If I treated u the way u treat me, I promise u wouldn't stick around the way I do

[Chris Abram @ustazfathulbari]

teacher: any questions class?
me: ya what the fuck

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I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons

[Chris Abram @ustazfathulbari]

when a girl said she's okay, she's definitely not okay

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Amount of work to do:

Amount of motivation:

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so in love

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my wallet is empty just like my soul

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me every time i'm wearing anything and black skinny jeans: this is a great outfit

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*Me driving*

"That was illegal but it's okay."

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don't we all have those snapchat friends who we don't actually speak to but still check out each other's stories anyways

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is fuck off an emotion because i feel it in my soul

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i wanna date someone cuter than me

but sadly

i am the cutest

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when they think you don't notice but you actually notice everything

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me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

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yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

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there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

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instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect

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if I want you of course im going to be selfish and jealous when others talk to you