When you want a cozy Monday so you wear your man’s sweater...only to realize a few hours later that the smell you keep sniffing is the sweater that should have been thrown in the laundry pile
My dad came to me today with a refinement of his “owning a farm with my two favorite kids” dream...he wants to use the farm to teach troubled teens real life skills and keep them out of their bad environments 😭❤️😭 I’M ALL IN
I woke up this morning with a scientifically relevant parody to “Born This Way”—>Evolved This Way. “I’m beautiful in my way ‘cause natural selection fixes mistakes”... it’s catchy, I promise.