usuallygrumpy

Grumpy, cantankerous, irascible but usually in a good mood. Before you do ANYTHING, ask yourself one question 'Can I be arsed?'

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#Kane not exactly playing like someone looking for a big transfer fee #EnglandvGermany #ENGGER

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Who else thinks @MattHancock has all the necessary qualifications to be the next Prime Minister? Learning from the master #BorisJohnson

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Sorry, I meant shagger

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#BorisJohnson, in all good conscience, could never fire a fellow swagger. In fact, I'd loved to have been there to see the high five he gave #matthancock

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#BorisJohnson, in all good conscience, could never fire a fellow swagger. In fact, I'd loved to have been there to see the high five he gave #matthancock

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Yes, sir, I think it's OK to have a boogie #EnglandvsScotland #ENGSCO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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1. Can you buy Buckfast in London?
2. If so, when will it run out?
3. No, even Scots don't eat in Aberdeen Angus steakhouse
4. If there's a spike, will it now be called the Caledonian variant?
#Scotland

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👏👏👏

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#GBeebies look like they'll only be getting sponsors from Stannah stairlift and Zimmer frame makers

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Thinking #PRITIPATEL may be in the running for 'most racist person in Britain.' Surely giving #BorisJohnson a serious challenge

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#scotlandczechrepublic Only Scottish football pundits can wax lyrical on mediocrity

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Whoever thought up #GBeebies just won the internet today, and it's very important we makes sure this trends. Also, from now on, this is how @afneil and his fellow idiots should be known.

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@RD_HaIe I prefer #gbeebies

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Just saw that someone had posted calling the new @GBNEWS #gbeebies, and it's a long time since I laughed so hard. Perfectly explains them and their viewers

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A lot of it has gone on @afneil travel expenses from his home in France

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Woah, #GBNews is budget. Like, really budget. It looks like an amateur student production. What have they pissed all their money on?

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I have a funny feeling that, with @BorisJohnson fucking up the NI agreement, there will be serious shit kicking off during marching season next month #Brexiters

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Didn't Hitler also secretly marry his lover while in power and just before he was toppled?#boriswedding

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The fact that Rashford has more power than the Labour 'opposition' tells us much

[notbri.sol @Xhakaed]

Dominic Cummings said the communications people told the prime minister ‘do not pick a fight with Rashford’, but the PM did it anyway ‘and had to U-Turn twice’.

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So, #borisjohnson didn't care if all the 80 year olds died, but who the fuck does he think voted for him?#dominiccummngs

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I think she might be in for an all-nighter, ready for tomorrow's copy

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

I can't help thinking this whole Government is being run for the benefit of @MarinaHyde

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#dominiccummimgs Is he just a bitter ex-employee or a whistleblower? Discuss