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[cecidrai @cecidrais]

The cool thing about sports is that there’s always next year. The awful thing about sports is that that there’s always next year

[Caroline @carolinecwilder]

Normies would be horrified at how mentally ill this app is.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Women: I am going to soft launch my new relationship on instagram. Keep it subtle. First month is just going to be dress selfies and people will suspect I’m going out, but I won’t say anything. Second month is pictures of food and wine where you can clearly see another plate and glass - but still I won’t give details. Third month when we’re exclusive I’ll do a group hiking picture where I’m sort of hanging off his arm. Somewhere in month five or six we’ll do a long weekend vacation in the Caribbean and after a few harmless cocktail and bikini selfies, l’ll finally post a picture of the two of us together and announce to a world that John and I are a couple.

Men:

[kache @yacineMTB]

you can outsource your thinking
but you cannot outsource your understanding

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

[Prithvi @Prithvi10_]

Bumrah is averaging 183 at Wankhede this season. A sentence I thought I would never write.

[Rohit. @rohiitweets]

Ek baar ko laga isne bhi vote daal diya

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

every drug dealer ever

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Big Breaking: A kilo of onion fell into Dal Lake, and the water froze instantly. The government has banned carrying onions on while boating.

[manjeet ka ladka @metalliccstraw]

barbeque nation

[serish @serish]

Aadhaar is Schrödinger's card: If you have it, it is utterly useless. If you don't have it, all hell breaks loose.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy birthday Al Pacino✨

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

BJP IT Cell coolies after being ordered to call Raghav Chaddha and Harbhajan their new fathers after labelling them Khalistan supporters just a few weeks ago 😭😭

[Clayface Movie @ClayfaceMovieDC]

Look fear in the face. Clayface only in theaters this October.

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

???

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

*downloads subtitles for a japanese film*

subtitle: “speaking japanese”

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

credit cards are such a weird vestigal organ. tiny little nfc chip with everything you need on it housed in a giant piece of garbage just so you don’t lose it

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

wait... no wayyy