Grumpelstiltskin

I'm the good twin.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

cheer up Melania, pretend you're at a funeral with the Obama's

[Arun Karra @arunkarra_]

me after the smallest inconvenience

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

We're disabled, Daniel, we're not werewolves. https://t.co/aHLRRf5w7X

[Sabrina Ragnahoe ☀️ @ragnaroloki]

it's hard to stay positive these days but here is a picture of Taika Waititi blowing bubbles at Jeff Goldblum

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

This is it, the most beautiful image to ever exist. All images must now cease.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human and the human’s fren. are going to the movies tonight. and once again. my fren and i were not invited. not even my stuffed fren sebastian. was asked to go. oh well. we will have our own infinity war. with toilet paper. and whatever shoes we can find

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Can you name all 59 women who came forward against Cosby? Can you name half of them? Can you name 5? Would you recognize them out of context? Do you want an autograph?

Cool so we agree that women don’t make rape accusations to become famous.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

“I need an AR-15 in case I need to hijack a plane to fly my son to a country with socialized healthcare”, is currently my favorite take on gun ownership. https://t.co/1rq1FQ4yWH

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

Paul Rudd + @TaikaWaititi = true love #InfinityWar

[Jenny @Jenalysis2Y5]

These cats have better cosplays than most people. Bravo. 😂🤣😂 https://t.co/0RU2MAB93b

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Listening to @CNN talking about #royalbaby3 and the reporter said ‘Prince Harry’s route to the throne just became more difficult’ as though it’s an open secret he��s planning to systematically slaughter his closest relatives

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Me trying to keep track of all the storylines in #Westworld

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Our gun laws make little sense https://t.co/fNYBSsyDYk

[Grumpelstiltskin @UtahCanary]

First day at the park! Zero (and those ears!) felt much safer sitting with his human.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

No explanation required.

[Shelly @michelesykora]

My sisters guide dog always sneakily walks her into this store without her knowing 😂😍 I love dogs, man