Kerri Kelly

[Kerri Kelly @utahdem]

You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic]. http://t.co/4hhtrS6t6C

[Kerri Kelly @utahdem]

If you really want to surprise your man during intercourse, die. http://t.co/gQzhKLdnuT

[Kerri Kelly @utahdem]

Is it normal for a doctor who sees your penis to yell "MAGNIFICENT!" --it's not, right? http://t.co/Q0vxhHMY

[Kerri Kelly @utahdem]

Every car should also have a second, super gas light so you know when you actually need gas. http://t.co/z6mttdkO

[Kerri Kelly @utahdem]

i think of my nipples as an umlaut that makes my beer gut more sophisticated http://t.co/FYVmSuaM