JAMESON

Utah ➡️ Indiana

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I feel like Smash Mouth tried to warn us all that the world was gonna roll us, but here we are...still getting rolled

[JAMESON @utahtoindy]

Nightmares are the city museum in St. Louis….one second your kid is next to you, the next they are on the 4th floor crawling through ancient Egypt and you have no idea

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My 2 year old has reached the age where he is an absolute terror to everyone around him. His small problem is about to be everyone’s problem

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Very curious to see how Chicago will botch two first rounders this time around

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The official 2024 NFL Draft order:

1) Bears (via CAR)
2) Commanders
3) Patriots
4) Cardinals
5) Chargers
6) Giants
7) Titans
8) Falcons
9) Bears
10) Jets
11) Vikings

[JAMESON @utahtoindy]

For all the parents out there: Halloween is the best time to teach your kids about taxes. Don’t miss out on teaching opportunities

Your welcome

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I’m at a birthday party for a friend of my daughter, and it makes me realize I absolutely hate small talk. I’d rather just sit in the awkward silence…it’s not awkward to me anymore, it’s just silence, and that’s nice

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I showed my kids (6 & 4) where to get the best wings in town today. Somehow, my wife is very upset with me now. It’s not my fault Hooters is known for the best wings. Take that up with the food critics

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Parenthood is about getting over your own hate for crowds, to spend your morning with 3000 strangers fighting over eggs in an overcrowded park….

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For anybody just getting into the having kids game, just know…..they don’t give a shit about any vacations, they will in fact spend the entire time in the hotel pool. That’s it.

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The chick fil a play center is designed and manufactured in hell….I’m absolutely sure of it

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I’m fully convinced that parks and rec has now become the reality of how our government actually works

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@kacilouwho11 This is quality content

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Why does Patrick Mahomes helmet make him look like the bad guy in jingle all the way?

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8 years of marriage and I still have to be reminded that contrary to popular belief, the water bottles in the fridge are not for drinking…they are just to be in there for looks. We aren’t made of money

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My 6 yr old: dad, why do we buy bananas if we just leave them on the counter to go bad?

Me: it’s 7:30 am, don’t come at me like this

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Im 32 yrs old and I’ll be damned if I lose in Mario party to a 6 and 3 yr old….they need to know the world isn’t always sunshine and rainbows

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If people that own a van have a stereotype, so do people that drive suburbans or Tahoes…

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Everyone is a bengals fan today. Everyone. And you all know why….

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@barstoolsports @briannamcconkie

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@spendycakes 🔥

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@Nikk1__ This is the stuff I miss