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My Uber rating is 4.92 • @ManUtd • @redbullracing • @warriors • FPL Enthusiast • Product guy

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Have a good night's sleep 💤😪
#FuryWilder3

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@LegacySiu Blackpool Football Club

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@UTDIMole João Palhinha

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

ARSENAL HAVE LOST THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

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@ALPHAALCHE53231 @AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei @mikeyk @jackclarkSF @felixrieseberg Yep, just happened to me as well

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@_onlyscott

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

> Be Tim Cook
> Microsoft, Goog, Meta burning billions for AI
> stocks go wild
> half-assedly promise new Siri
> delay half-assed Siri
> keep shipping iPhones
> no promises of AGI next quarter
> stock called "boring" for 18 months straight
> still have no strategy
> ask daddy Sundar for help with Siri
> market starts to hate all the capex
> AI trade starts cracking
> Nasdaq down 5% in a week
> AAPL +7.5%
> Tim Apple mode activated
> Haters suddenly quiet
> Still no functional Siri
> Still no strategy
> Doesn't matter
> Still winning

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@Globalstats11 @grok is this list accurate?

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@ManUtd

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@theboymanager @StJsn1 cool

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@PrimeVideoIN 🙏

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

😮‍💨

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@FCBarcelona The cooking in question

[ali | silo spoilers @evialivea]

the f1 grand prix has offically been infiltrated by the bene gesserit

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@6nufc @FabrizioRomano suck a dick

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@Sanchooo10 bro u ass

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

This PSG super team would've embarrassed us in the Super Cup, man. 😭😭

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@idealsusmit @ManUtdNoContext 21 year old like him is good for league 1 or championship. Deserves no spot in the premier league

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@UtdFaithfuls Let it happen

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@CaptainGzb Omar Abdullah se toh nahi puchoge na, bhsdk