⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡

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[⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡ @Utd_arjun]

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[⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡ @Utd_arjun]

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL!!!

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[⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡ @Utd_arjun]

Finally 😭😭😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. 55yo Spaniard departing after trophy-laden decade & set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. No official confirmation yet from #MCFC. W/ @SamLee @TheAthleticFC after @MailSport https://t.co/FMjZXxfuPq

[B @utdbrxy]

oi this clip is hilarious

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Insane footage showing multiple interceptors from a U.S. Army MIM-104 “Patriot” Surface-to-Air Missile Battery launching and downing Iranian ballistic missiles earlier tonight during an attack on Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar, with at least one ballistic missile seen striking the base, reportedly damaging a clinic on Al Udeid.

[⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡ @Utd_arjun]

@sidhant They hurt the dawg

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

When you go to the store with yo mama after she whooped you

[⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡ @Utd_arjun]

@UpdatingOnRome 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Some men have experienced hells we can only imagine

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease...

... and only an old, ugly witch can cure him.

But the witch demanded a young, handsome knight for husband, and Galahad took it for the team and married her.

On the night of the wedding, the witch turned into a beautiful woman and offered Galahad the choice: she could be old and ugly during the day, and young and beautiful at night, or vice versa.

Galahad told her that he respected her choice over her appearance, and she could decide that.

The witch was pleased, as Galahad knew what a woman wanted the most: freedom over her body.

She told Galahad that she would be a beautiful wife for him all the time for him.

The moral of the story is that:

No matter how good your wife looks, she is still a witch underneath.

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

https://t.co/7l7Jef99QZ

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

Was fun to be at a dev event in Bengaluru and demo an app I built recently for deep research with multiple models and decision frameworks...think of it as "chain of debate"... Next stop, Copilot!!

[Lee Ann Quann @AnnQuann]

"Approaches to barbed wires: Westerners vs. Easterners"

#AmericanMarine #VietnameseSapper #Breakthrough

[⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡ @Utd_arjun]

@hindookissinger Kesariya with a shine will always hit different

[⚡𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖⚡ @Utd_arjun]

@iashishranjann Me who shops at Zudio😭