2010, Sneijder wins the Champions League,
niesta wins the World Cup but Messi wins
the Ballon d'Or because he scored more
goals
2011, Ronaldo scores more goals than Messi
but this time Messi wins the Ballon d'Or
pecause the Champions League is more
important
2012, Ronaldo wins more trophies than
Messi but the rule changes again for Messi
and he wins the Ballon d'Or because he
scored more goals
2019, Salah and Van Dijk have an amazing
Champions League season, Alisson Becker
wins both the Champions League and Copa
America but based on goals scored the
award goes to Messi again
2021, the rule changes again, Lewandowski
leads in goals scored but because he won
the Copa America the award goes to Messi
2023, the World Cup that was unimportant
in 2010 suddenly becomes important And
instead of Haaland who won both the
Premier League and Champions League at
Manchester City the Ballon d'Or goes to
Messi
2026
FUCK FIFA
FUCK INFANTINO
FUCK THE REFEREES
FUCK THE WORLD CUP
FUCK MESSI
FUCK ARGENTINA
FUCK YAMAL
FUCK PEDRI
FUCK SPAIN
FUCK THE FAKE RONALDO FANS
AND IF YOUโRE DOWN WITH WITH THEM, FUCK YOU TOO. BARCELONA FUCK YOU TOO