El Toro

Half Human, Half Amazing | United in Red

"We will hunt. Even when we catch a squirrel, we will still hunt."

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

¡El rey ha llegado! Bellisimo #GGMU

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

@manutd

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Manchester United are prepared to keep Marcus Rashford next season after Michael Carrick expressed a desire to work with the England international.

The forward had attracted interest from Bayern Munich, but the Bundesliga champions are unlikely to pursue a deal if they complete the signing of PSV Eindhoven midfielder Ismael Saibari.

Rashford's future remains open, but a stay at Old Trafford is now a realistic possibility.

(Source: @cfbayern)

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

@WestsideLAGuy I come from Kenya, and I happen to see such kind of disgusting guys. Simpson really know No Geographical boundaries!

Losers!

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Mkora sugu.

This guy is worse than Uhuru and Ruto combined!

If your dream as a Kenyan want to experience the most Tribal and Corrupt Nation with no adherence to the rule of law, this is your guy!!

A very sly and conniving politician!!

[Ndindi Nyoro @NdindiNyoro]

Wadosi Wakenya Wote, I come in Peace and humility.

The vote for the Finance Bill happened yesterday; disappointingly, I was not in Parliament. I travelled out of the Country on Wednesday evening for engagements that could not have been postponed. But no explanation should absolve the blame.

As for the feedback we have received from all Kenyans, we take it with humility. All the feedback will go a long way in making us better as we discharge our duties in Parliament and outside as we serve the great people of Kenya.

We have always been available and forthright in debating both the Appropriations Bill and the Finance Bill on the committee and on the floor of the house as a commitment to giving a different and alternative view. This has also been an important platform of informing Kenyans on the things that affect them, the businesses, investment decisions and the Economy in general.

Whereas this is important, we also must acknowledge the fact that Parliament is in an unprecedented phase where both the Majority and the Minority leadership are on the same side thereby making it difficult to effectively act as an institution of oversight. That’s why we choose to do it both inside and outside.

On the proposals we had on reducing fuel prices, we had the opportunity to appear before the relevant committees. Unfortunately, the Finance Committee did not include the proposals in their final report. The alternative that was left was that of initiating a private member bill. However, this was deemed as a “Money Bill” and could not be carried as an amendment in the Finance Bill on the Floor. It had to take its own course. The guidance from relevant offices in parliament was that we initiate the process after the Finance bill process since most officers of parliament and especially the Parliament Budget Office were engaged in the process of Finance Bill and Appropriations Bill.

The process will now continue on a different path.

I have taken time to read the feedback from Kenyans and it is clear that; we carry an immense responsibility that we should always live up to.

We are glad that together, we have achieved many things through debate, talking about them in forums & media and sharing information. To cite just two;

In December, we were able to speak forthrightly about the plan to hike School Fees for Day Secondary Schools. The plan was shelved, not by the involvement of Parliament; but by the government knowing that Kenyans were aware.

Earlier this year, we took up the issue of the 15% GoK sale of Safaricom shares. While the majority of numbers prevailed in Parliament, the Judiciary sided with our view and money has never changed hands. The sale has never been effected.

We have taken it upon ourselves to tabulate, collate and analyse Economic related information which we always quietly and gladly share with leaders both in Parliament and outside for better oversight and alternative viewpoints.

Personal comfort would call for us to be quiet at critical moments, but it is unpatriotic to seek comfort over what is right.

As human as we are, we are far from being perfect and we will always seek to learn from the feedback we receive.

Asanteni sana.

We are African and Africa is our Business.

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

The first duty of most women is to make you UNATTRACTIVE to other women.

After that, her second duty is to cheat on you with a guy that looks like the Initial you.

Men, take 2 hours everyday to fear women. 😁

[Oku @oku_yungx]

No woman on earth can do this to me. ‼️

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Wisdom of the Maori from @polo_kimanii. You tend to invest your emotions to things that you are attracted and attached to.

To imagine that, 'that thing' is miserable is the last of thoughts. Nonchalancy is a coping mechanism for that which we don't highly hold with reverence.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The only true effective dosage for people who have branded themselves as Nonchalant,is having an encounter with a mirror of themselves. Hapo dawa huwa inapenya saidi. You will be bothered,you will be anxious,you will be unsettled. And finaly you will stop lying to yourself that you’re nonchalant,the truth is you just like the person less. Nonchalant is a word coined to represent a feeling that does not exist in us,we can only pretend to be it. We humans thrive on attachment. Therefore when we are less attached to a person,we are less interested in them. Thats nonchalance. But you can certainly not be attached to something,or a situation,and be nonchalant towards it,You’re pretending.

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

One hell of a recommendation letter from an Employer!!

Vanessa, you are a very lucky employee.

[𝗗𝗿 𝗔𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗶, 𝕆𝔾𝕎 @DrAhmedKalebi]

Today was an incredibly emotional day as we bid farewell to one of our most cherished members of the DKL family, Ms. Vanessa Wairimu Mburu, whose official last day with us was warmly commemorated with flowers, cake, laughter, memories, and more than some few tears.

Vanessa joined Dr. Kalebi Labs (DKL) in August 2024 as a fresh intern, right in the thick of setting up and commissioning the laboratory ahead of our registration and licensing in September 2024. She was among the many Gen Z staff that I chose to bet on (instead of older experienced candidates) during those exciting and defining early days, becoming part of the pioneering team that helped transform an innovative, distributive and disruptive homegrown vision into reality.

With a focus on Microbiology and Haematology, Vanessa was exposed to some of the most advanced diagnostic technologies in Africa, including several first-of-their-kind installations in Kenya. She quickly mastered platforms such as the Sysmex UN-Series Automated Urinalysis Solution, Sysmex XN-31 malaria analyser, Sysmex XN-9100 integrated with Roche Total Laboratory Automation, and the Roche cobas t511 coagulation system.

What stood out from the beginning was her humility, willingness to learn, and determination to excel. She grew rapidly in confidence and became an indispensable member of the team that achieved ISO 15189 accreditation by December 2024 … an extraordinary milestone for a homegrown laboratory built from scratch in record time.

Vanessa truly found her niche in Microbiology, mastering the BD Phoenix and BACTEC systems (later adding Vitek2 from bioMérieux) while also contributing to AI-assisted workflows in Andrology, Flow Cytometry, NGS, and DNA testing. She played an important role in helping her departments excel in CAP proficiency testing and external quality assessment programmes, helping uphold the culture of quality that defines DKL.

Her career progression was nothing short of remarkable. In less than a year, she rose from junior intern to senior intern, then to full-time employee, and ultimately to Head of Department, Microbiology. The growth was earned through hard work, discipline, resilience, commitment, and an unwavering desire to improve.

Beyond her technical accomplishments, Vanessa has been an exceptionally amiable colleague, dependable team player, and genuinely kind person whose positive spirit touched everyone she worked with. The heartfelt tributes and applause from her colleagues today spoke volumes about the respect, admiration, and affection she has earned.

Vanessa, thank you for pouring your heart into @DKLDrKalebiLabs from day one to the very last hour today. Thank you for being part of a wonderful team that helped build not only an innovative laboratory of the future, but also a culture of excellence, integrity, teamwork, and service. We are immensely proud of the professional you have become and grateful for the contribution you have made to our patients, our team, and our journey.

I’ve had the privilege of being an employer to hundreds of staff over the past 1½ decades of my entrepreneurial career and one of the greatest satisfactions is not merely building the labs as institutions, but helping build people - particularly watching young recent graduates and interns grow into confident professional and leaders in their fields - and that has been one of the most rewarding parts of the DKL story since starting the journey in May 2024.

Vanessa leaves with her head held high, our deepest gratitude, and our very best wishes.

She will always be part of the DKL family.

May her next chapter be filled with even greater success, growth, fulfilment, and impact 🌟

#DKL #PeopleFirst #Leadership #DrKalebiLabs #NewEraOfLabServices

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

@Ngugi_wanjilaw @NdindiNyoro Don't forget Security Bill during Uhurus Time
This man wanted to turn Kenya to Zaire Congo under Mobitu

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Ugui mutheri. You are the biggest scam of this generation.

Uachange kupiga mdomo huku na kwa MSM yet you ain't what you think you are.

We haven't forgotten your Security Bill as majority leader in the Uhuru Regime.

[Ndindi Nyoro @NdindiNyoro]

Wadosi Wakenya Wote, I come in Peace and humility.

The vote for the Finance Bill happened yesterday; disappointingly, I was not in Parliament. I travelled out of the Country on Wednesday evening for engagements that could not have been postponed. But no explanation should absolve the blame.

As for the feedback we have received from all Kenyans, we take it with humility. All the feedback will go a long way in making us better as we discharge our duties in Parliament and outside as we serve the great people of Kenya.

We have always been available and forthright in debating both the Appropriations Bill and the Finance Bill on the committee and on the floor of the house as a commitment to giving a different and alternative view. This has also been an important platform of informing Kenyans on the things that affect them, the businesses, investment decisions and the Economy in general.

Whereas this is important, we also must acknowledge the fact that Parliament is in an unprecedented phase where both the Majority and the Minority leadership are on the same side thereby making it difficult to effectively act as an institution of oversight. That’s why we choose to do it both inside and outside.

On the proposals we had on reducing fuel prices, we had the opportunity to appear before the relevant committees. Unfortunately, the Finance Committee did not include the proposals in their final report. The alternative that was left was that of initiating a private member bill. However, this was deemed as a “Money Bill” and could not be carried as an amendment in the Finance Bill on the Floor. It had to take its own course. The guidance from relevant offices in parliament was that we initiate the process after the Finance bill process since most officers of parliament and especially the Parliament Budget Office were engaged in the process of Finance Bill and Appropriations Bill.

The process will now continue on a different path.

I have taken time to read the feedback from Kenyans and it is clear that; we carry an immense responsibility that we should always live up to.

We are glad that together, we have achieved many things through debate, talking about them in forums & media and sharing information. To cite just two;

In December, we were able to speak forthrightly about the plan to hike School Fees for Day Secondary Schools. The plan was shelved, not by the involvement of Parliament; but by the government knowing that Kenyans were aware.

Earlier this year, we took up the issue of the 15% GoK sale of Safaricom shares. While the majority of numbers prevailed in Parliament, the Judiciary sided with our view and money has never changed hands. The sale has never been effected.

We have taken it upon ourselves to tabulate, collate and analyse Economic related information which we always quietly and gladly share with leaders both in Parliament and outside for better oversight and alternative viewpoints.

Personal comfort would call for us to be quiet at critical moments, but it is unpatriotic to seek comfort over what is right.

As human as we are, we are far from being perfect and we will always seek to learn from the feedback we receive.

Asanteni sana.

We are African and Africa is our Business.

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

@nomwesigwafaith Thank you my masani. I'll take it from here.
Our babies will have that cute kazigo too.😊

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Wewe msichana hukua Mali sana? Uko na mtu nyabbo?

I will chase all my family away, sale my ancestral land so that I can pay your dowry mukyala wange.

With Love from 🇰🇪

[Muhara wa Peace 👑 @nomwesigwafaith]

I’m graduating from @LDC_Uganda today. Grateful to have passed the bar. With a broken heart I made it out 💜

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

@SankeiSaitoti @Kaikainaipaa Baana. But Aisee ngozi nyeusi hatuwezi jitawala. I really wonder how Nairobi would have been without colonialist. CBD ingekua Mukuru Kayaba

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Nimeona keja ya @SankeiSaitoti na @Kaikainaipaa hapo 1899. 😂

[Odinga Mandela @Mandela_O1]

Nairobi City, Kenya 🇰🇪

1899. 2026.

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Don't fear the basement Ssebo. Hehe

[Wilfred Businge @MrBusinge]

Some Ugandans are BOLD. 😂

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

@miss_moraa62251 Check Diyem

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Solomonic @miss_moraa62251. Pitia Kitusiru uchukue chenye we hukunywa

[Miss Moraa @miss_moraa62251]

At 30, you should raise your standards to 40 - 60 year old men. Men your own age are looking for 19 year olds and believe that you are old.

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Yeah, unakaa msichana ya murima

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

All this time never knew you a 🥭 babe @joanjonas71

[🕯️jow 🤍 @joanjonas71]

@MkenyaMzi Tutashukuru sana

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

@kiirukamau_ Boy child is on his own ndugu. Every young man should strive to acquire a hands-on skill. Corporate si yetu tena

[El Toro @UTD_Toro]

Super Ibra, Super Thierry

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget