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Author @OctoFootball_ | Doctor Octopus | MUFC

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Jadon Sancho replied to me because I defended what people have started pretending they never saw.

The reaction was even more interesting.

Football discourse has a habit of turning complicated players into moral failures. That's why I started OctoFootball
https://t.co/EITu4geuC0

[Jadon Sancho @Sanchooo10]

@utdbaroc 🤷🏽‍♂️!

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

2nd only to the UCL. The big ears. The gold interior touch. The size.

Just legendary

[FAST. @FASTF4TI]

Unrelated but can we talk about How the prem trophy is quite literally Incomparable to the titles of other leagues in terms of aesthetics?

[7👤 @Utddoja]

Bruno Miguel Fernandes

PL season assist record holder

[G @Gideoomatic]

THE BEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN SAY THANK YOU @premierleague

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

BRUNO 🐐

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Is that you… obito?

[The Galacticos @RmadridElRey]

This is exactly how he wants to play, link up, quick passing, fluid movements, positional interchange. What a player.

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

@AnishThkr44 @imzispoms Yes, yes I will

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Deadass my favorite Manchester United opp. Gonna miss him when he’s gone.

Takes a true hater to give you compliments and sound sincere 🤣

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola on the FA Youth Cup Final:

“[Manchester] United always plays really good. Happy to see, in the stands, Omar [Berrada], Jason Wilcox - the most IMPORTANT part in this club [Manchester City] for the last decade, both of them.

“Jason, in the academy, did an INCREDIBLE job. Omar, the right-hand of Ferran [Soriano], had been TOP. And seeing top class players from United, Bruno [Fernandes], Luke Shaw - one of my FAVOURITE players - Mason Mount, the manager Michael Carrick.”

#MUFC [@City_Xtra, @HaytersTV]

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.

Genuinely the only correct attitude for top players. You cannot control how people perceive you, only how you act.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “Boos from the fans? No one will die tonight. It’s normal”.

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Who is stopping this?

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

Fuyez. 🇫🇷😈

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Villarreal final
7-0
2021 Euro Final

[G @Gideoomatic]

Are there any games you refuse to rewatch, whether it's just the highlights or the full match?

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

It cannot be understated the sheer amount of talent that United’s lack of a true/pure defensively minded midfielder killed

[T @Telgotballs]

Maybe he was just being average for Yanited on purpose because WHAT😭

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

In the (somewhat) words of Cruyff, playing football is simple, but to play simple football is the hardest thing in the world.

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

The regression in ten hags all phase build up and specifically his final third arrivals was shocking.

It’s a problem of over complication. The foundation was strong, the goal in year 2, 3 should not have been to add more but to *simplify*

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

this Antony assist still haunting my timeline 😭

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Everyone loves to put the cart before the horse and they have for the past 10 years.

Fix your midfield and marvel at how well your wingers start to play. #ManUnited

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

It’s okay bros. We will suffer a little. We have suffered a lot, but we will suffer a little more.

Then one day, something will happen, and we will win, and the sky will clear.

[N8 @Vararse_]

#Acceptance

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

@ghvst93 @punisherpaname French twitter is so ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

O Rey @KMbappe

You don’t replace Mbappé with “profiles.” You replace him with fear. Good luck.

[Media PSG @PSG_Xtra_]

Mbappe is genuinely gonna ruin France’s chances at the WC

An attack of: Doue(LW), Dembele(ST), Olise(RW) and Cherki(CAM) would do wonders.

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Genuinely hitting this smile 🤣🤣

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa has given his team the day off, but Kylian Mbappé has shown up to Valdebebas. @elchiringuitotv

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

Since we’re talking dreams, it always will be

[Zoba @Czooba]

Who is your dream signing for Manchester United?

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

No matter how many trophies they win, the profile of the 360 degree operating, conservative midfielder that is comfortable dominating duels without a sweat will always be underrated.

[Doc 🐙 @utdbaroc]

FT still can’t understand basic tempo. Watch the sport. The whole thing is abt knowing when to attack and when to defend, and what rhythm to play with.

[J4!¥€J€J€ @Jaiyejeje1]

Tchouameni isn't impressive on the ball, doesn't run much, doesn't sense danger. He receives a pass & gives it back 2 yards and within a second.

What exactly does he do? What is he good at?

If he has flattered to deceive at mighty real Madrid, what will he do at United?