i am jose

❤️=⚽️ | yaaanited | #allforcity 9x AWL

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@lukestanley03 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Because you did not spend a large amount of money on one player, doesn’t mean you didn’t spend billions on a bunch.

@elonmusk make it so kids have to have a drivers license before allowed on this app. This kid looks like he’s 12, with the brain of a toddler.

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@MrMegaBonus @wakeupbarstool @barstoolsports @DaMidgetZimbo @stoolpresidente Arsenal fans spent 20 years telling everyone history doesn’t matter. Won one league title and immediately started acting like historians.

The league parade ended and you immediately logged onto Twitter to seek validation from rival fans. That’s not dominance, that’s trauma.

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@MrMegaBonus @wakeupbarstool @barstoolsports @DaMidgetZimbo @stoolpresidente Arsenal had arguably the easiest run to a final in the history of the competition.

Then showed up to the game, your captain completed 6 passes, your star boy completed 4.

Arsenal fans are desperate to be respected, and yet there’s not a single reason to.

Red Leicester City

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@sadt0m_ I hate myself that this was my first thought too

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@MrMegaBonus @wakeupbarstool @barstoolsports @DaMidgetZimbo @stoolpresidente Problems is in both “situations”, the giants deserved to win those games… go look at the stats

In the CL final, only one team even attempted to play futbol… your captain and star boy completed 10 TOTAL passes lol

[i am jose @utdcd10]

And STILL

6 total passes completed

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

On your head, Martin 😅

[i am jose @utdcd10]

My favorite thing about this World Cup is seeing Europeans learn about time zones lol

We’ve been watching games at odd hours my entire life.

[Ryan Haber @Itshaber]

Game has never been more gone.

This is a world cup for the unemployed.

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@TouchlineX I want a million dollars

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@lukestanley03

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@MrDtAFC I thought this bloke was in jail?

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@lukestanley03 Oooo they had 21 assists? When?

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@cagiago_ Jeremy Doku does this literally every time he gets the ball.

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@Only1tommo @leegx82 Was there 3 people there? Why is it so quiet

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@TMZ This right here, is why PMT is the best sports podcast of all time.

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@TheAthletic @PaulTenorio @tombogert Daddy made a phone call.

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@tombogert @PaulTenorio We’re so fucked.

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@PaulKuharskyNFL Yeah that’ll stop Miles Garrett

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@DaMidgetZimbo No one realized he was gone

[i am jose @utdcd10]

@TheDunkCentral @TheSFC_official @Philly_Mays congratulations!