Utd Mozz

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@ReadItSaidIt Tbf we actually knew ole wanted Haaland

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@TearsOfMudkip @Ellis_ It’s a last ditch attempt to save his managerial career and it’s blatantly obvious.

Ronaldo was Top 4 in distance covered just the season before which included 2022.

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@ZenYoungKing @Ellis_ Mourhino was suitable and ole was suitable.

Board just sucks.

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

If Yamal did what Mbappe did v Sevilla there would be 3000 word thesis’ about how he is the greatest player we have ever seen 😭

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@YoungSavage3o2 @Ellis_ Age isn’t a factor for winning the balon dor or being best itw

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@netanyahu I have found leaked coordinates for a secret storage facility housing Iranian Nuclear warheads.

53.46306, -2.29139

The new Ayatollah is also rumoured to have taken shelter here.

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

And you forgot to mention that Lamine Yamal did nothing 🤩

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: The last time Lamine Yamal faced Lucas Digne was in the 2026 WORLD CUP SEMI-FINAL between Spain and France!

And it was a NIGHTMARE for Digne! 😱

• Digne fouled Lamine Yamal inside the box, giving away a PENALTY in the 22nd minute.

• Spain scored from the penalty and took the lead.

• Digne was eventually SUBSTITUTED OFF in the 72nd minute.

• Spain won 2-0 and knocked France OUT of the World Cup!

Now, with Nuno Mendes expected to miss Tuesday's match, Lucas Digne could face Lamine Yamal AGAIN!

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 Man United are on the hunt for a new left-sided centre back, and are closely monitoring Everton's Jarrad Branthwaite. [@TyMarshall_MEN] #mufc

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

He’s going to out of professional football within 10 years. He is 19 years old and had 4 injuries already.

Not to mention his one dimensional end product.

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@Ellis_ There’s no idea about I before voting closes. But I’d say inside info influence it after

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

• Yamal didn’t feature in the Champions league team of the season

• Yamal didn’t feature in World Cup Team of the tournament

• Yamal wasn’t UCL POTT

• Yamal wasn’t World Cup POTT

• Yamal wasn’t World Cup YPOTT

• Yamal wasn’t UCL YPOTT

So how can a player who’s not considered the best in Europe, or in the world, and couldn’t feature in either of the best 11s somehow win the balon dor ?

because he dribbles cool and won a World Cup ? Good on him. But he contributed nothing to that Spanish side.

[E @Ellis_]

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[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@NealGardner_ He said all the best you donut

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

The way people talk about Yamal in comparison to Kane is ludicrous….

You wouldn’t think Yamal only had EIGHT more big chances created last season.

And remember Kane is a striker. Yamals job is to create and Kane is to score, yet Yamal only had 8 more big chances created and 6 more assists.

The Balon Dor is a narrative award and all the little prestige it has left will be gone if it goes to PR Yamal.

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

1/5 successful dibbles
2 big chances missed

He wasn’t playing against Atheltic Bilbao buddy so you can hop off his 🍆

[E @Ellis_]

The things Yamal is going to do to O’Reilly tonight shouldn’t be televised.

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

Lamine Yamal at the 2026 World Cup🔥

⏰ 8 games
🤢 27 shots
⚽️ 1 goal
🎯 0 assists
🧱7 chances created
❌ 18.2 possessions lost per game
❌ No YPOTT
❌ No POTT
❌ No Team of the tournament.

Yet there’s a few people on this app that are using the World Cup to justify a Balon Dor 😭

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

Lamine “Balon Dor favourite” Yamal vs England yesterday 🔥

⏰ 90 minutes
💩 1/5 succesful dribbles
🤢 7 shots - 1 goal
🤧 2 big chances missed

Some people see cool dribbles and think that is what makes a player the best in the world 😂

[Lamine Yamal @lamine10yamal10]

“Lamine Yamal with not do well in Epl”

[Utd Mozz @UtdMozz]

@Ellis_ So what did Yamal do for Spain exactly 😭

Spain win the World Cup without Yamal.

England don’t make it to the semi final without Kane.

Not to mention almost every actual big game Yamal ghosted during the season.

PR on the level of Messi