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[Rueben @utdnew2]

I wish someone could explain the colour of his forehead

[KM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KM37UTD]

who gave this fat fuck a platform??? how is my man crying about TIELEMANS???

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

Cristiano Ronaldo's shirt means a lot to José Mourinho.🇵🇹🥹

[Rueben @utdnew2]

@AliceTalksFooty Until we want to attack a team and not just defend and play like Arsenal?

[Rueben @utdnew2]

@markgoldbridge I love Old Trafford like every fan does. To me its home BUT - stop acting like we are the only ones to move into a new, bigger more modern stadium. No it didnt NEED to happen. When a family out grows their house they can extend or move house. I remember you moving house. STFU

[Serafim @Serafim_zx]

“O que aconteceu com o Neymar? Por que ele não joga mais como antes?”

A última lesão do Neymar deixou ele assim na recuperação:

[Rueben @utdnew2]

@josh_afc @DailyAFC Dw he's a retard. He runs an AFC X account lol

[Rueben @utdnew2]

You know City built there team with a Budget of 60m per player BEFORE they had a team that they could add super stars into? What's wrong with us doing the same. Yes I wanted Fernades but a fan, so are you. Stfu, sit back and back your fucking club you cunt.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Love to know who this "Marquee" signing for United is going to be now? Probably another prospect packaged up as the next big thing for under 60 million

[Rueben @utdnew2]

same fr

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Generational striker. Amazing guy too, it hurts me that I can't even hate Erling Haaland.

[Rueben @utdnew2]

@DobiesDubie 25,027 you fucking retard

[Rueben @utdnew2]

The power of the world cup is crazy. Like I suddenly hate every single person from Paraguay and forever will. #worldcup #fifa #Wc26

[Zoe Gutiérrez @ZoeGutier]

① Brunello Cucinelli 🇮🇹 → Máximo exponente de la autoridad. Sus cortes estructuran el cuerpo y proyectan un estatus absoluto.

② Loro Piana 🇮🇹 → Inversión definitiva en materias primas. Elegancia inalcanzable para quien necesita logos gigantes para sentirse importante.

③ The Row 🇺🇸 → Minimalismo llevado a la perfección. Líneas sobrias y precisas que te hacen dominar cualquier evento.

④ Zegna 🇮🇹 → Maestría pura en los patrones. Diseñada para ensanchar tu espalda, mejorar tu postura y transmitir autoridad.

⑤ Brioni 🇮🇹 → La elegancia industrial más refinada del planeta. Te vistes con esto y le estás comunicando en silencio a todo tu entorno que tú eres quien toma las decisiones finales.

[Rueben @utdnew2]

@Czooba We are busy. BUSY FUCKING TRYING. CUNTING CLUB MAN. Dont blame David :( I wish we could.

[Rueben @utdnew2]

@JacobsBen oh fuck of Ben, you useless twat. You spouts more shit than my asshole after a vindaloo

[Rueben @utdnew2]

FUCK @ManUtd Im so fucking done with this club - fucking cunts! Walking away from Anderson, fair but losing a transfer race to spurs is a fucking joke! Fuck you, and fuck you Jim. You old cunt

[Rueben @utdnew2]

Goodbye, you cunt.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Jadon Sancho’s Manchester United contract officially expired today.

Three words to describe his time at United?

[Rueben @utdnew2]

@Manutd_addicts Its the same fanbase that wanted to get rid of Bale, Ronaldo and Mbappe. Don't try this BS based on their fanbase.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

PARAGUAY HAVE KNOCKED GERMANY OUT OF THE WORLD CUP IN THE ROUND OF 32 IN ONE OF THE MOST REMARKABLE PENALTY KICKS WE'VE EVER SEEN.

OH MY GOD!!!

[Rueben @utdnew2]

I struggle to believe Jose wouldn't want Tchouameni! He screams a Jose player. I would bet he stays at Madrid. This is bullshit.

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨 NEW: Aurelien Tchouameni is not in Josè Mourinho’s plans - he could leave Real Madrid in the summer transfer window.

[@NicoSchira]

[playboy 🇵🇹 @exoticreds]

@utd_elius This midget can never be my GOAT

[Elias @utd_elius]

- After playing in 6 World Cups, he has never faced: Brazil, Spain, England, Uruguay, Portugal, or Italy.

- Of the major national teams, he only played against: Germany (3 times), the Netherlands (2 times), and France (1 time). He lost all those matches.

- In the 2010 South Africa World Cup, he scored a total of 0 goals.

- In the 2014 Brazil World Cup, he scored 4. All in the group stage. The opponents: Bosnia, Nigeria, and Iran.

- In Russia 2018, he only scored against his favourite victim: Nigeria.

- In Qatar 2022, he scored 7 goals. 4 from penalties.