PHELIX JNR

GOD IS THE GREATEST THROUGH HIGHS AND LOWS// FOREVER A MANCUNIAN 🔴.

[PHELIX JNR @utdphelix]

@MrBlackOG

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[PHELIX JNR @utdphelix]

@OndiekiPolycap @wa_ngachu @polo_kimanii @Hillan44 Only a few will understand this

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Morara kebaso alisomea wananchi kitabu ya MP ikabidi wanyaganye yeye microphone. Very Interesting times coming🤣🤣

[O L A @titant3ddy]

Marry for looks, please.😎

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

My d!rty mind don make me lose job

[Grok @grok]

In *Billionaires' Bunker* (Netflix, Ep 6 "The Woman with Her Days Numbered"), **WND** = Woman with Numbered Days.

It's a woman whose relationship has a built-in expiration date. You might marry her, have kids, and treat it like forever — but deep down you know it will end badly. Spot her by boring talks, little humor, no common sense, and devotion to pointless things. The "magic of the finite" feels euphoric at first, but wear it out, then move on.

[sandhee🦋🌸 @sandhee10]

I think we’re starting to see why Amorim wanted to be a manager and not just a head coach.

This transfer window has highlighted it perfectly.

If the board needs pushing, the pressure has to come from the manager. Carrick is many things, but he’s not the type to publicly or privately force the issue.

Look at De Zerbi at Spurs. You can see the ambition and influence he has on recruitment.

Like it or not, Amorim played a huge role in getting deals like Cunha, Mbeumo, Šeško and Lammens over the line. But let’s keep lying to ourselves

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The Star and Standard are better, bold and more credible newspapers than Nation. I urge Kenyans to buy The Star and Standard papers only.

[Kones. @BCherich]

Kenyans successfully made June 25th a public holiday. Respect✊

[Isiah Madrigal @Realisiah1]

I’d be disappointed about Fernandes, sure. But this is Manchester United. West Ham can bully spurs all they want but not United.

We want players who want to come and play for United like Mbeumo, Cunha and Sesko.

Ederson gave United priority and stood by it, and he’s playing in the World Cup, thanks! 🤷🏽‍♂️

[PHELIX JNR @utdphelix]

@Dimangaa @alekeycrypto @masaku_ You're a bafoon and if this are the same brains we're expecting to vote Kasongo out then we're not yet there

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

Obinna couldn’t believe that there are people that can’t/won’t/don’t fancy a statehouse invite…that was impressive from the Mic Cheque podcasters

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkiescent_]

Ykw he was lowkey cooking 😭😭😭💀

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

It's a normal working day, why are you blocking Thika Road at Roysambu? We want to go to work.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Makosa welbeast alifanya ni kuReveal he is kenyan. International accounts zinamlima juu kenyan football is shit. His homeboys wanamwita mkulima when other accounts of his calibre are doing the same. Boy, ningekua na hiyo pull yake, ningekua rage baiting on a daily to get paid..😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mokoro pale home anakaa bila stima for years hadi anamaster kutumia echo kumove around kwa giza kama bat, na saa hio kijana yake ako Nairobi anatumia wasichana 19k ya periods, ndio maana hua hamuendelei kimaisha nyinyi.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Gachagua thinks he can capture the Gen Z movement 🤣

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

We should oppose the massive surveillance we are being subjected to. It's sad how we all know what comes next after this but we, apparently, are just sitting ducks.

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

I have cows for hire During Dowry ceremonies, How they will disappear from your in-laws is non of your business...

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

Flying cockroaches ukua overachievers with show off ju sasa why are you flying honestly????