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[WhyNot @utdshally]

I have officially reached that age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises & ppl

[WhyNot @utdshally]

@ngumaa__ Real broski

[William Shakespeare @ngumaa__]

In the end, promises are just words.

[WhyNot @utdshally]

@paisylynn Morning pal

[Paisy @paisylynn]

Morning ladies and gents,it's the weekend🤭😌

[WhyNot @utdshally]

I'm rich in taste, broke in cash

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

doggy so i can hit the bong,
missionary so we can pass the joint.

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Smoking weed makes you 10 times more attractive btw.

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

acting dumb so people don't rely on you at work is top tier skill

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

my girl left her food for later, so I ate it to teach her that later is never promised

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

come to think about it, butt injections should be administered with clothes on

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

starting a condom and coffin business with the slogan "we got you covered whether you're coming or going"

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

how it feels after remembering it's not me who has no girls, it's the girls who don't have me

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

If you are the person in the group chat who reads the plans, says nothing, and then shows up unannounced anyway, you are a chaotic agent of chaos who cannot be trusted.

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

We live in a society where people will block your number over a minor disagreement but still watch your Instagram stories within 4 seconds of you posting them. The obsession is real.

[Paisy @paisylynn]

Sharp men have discovered a new survival tactic💀

Invite her to an expensive restaurant, arrive first, order the most expensive meal, eat, fake an emergency call get out to receive it, and vanish.

The poor lady is left staring at an empty chair and a full bill. 😭😂

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Nothing tests your inner peace quite like watching someone type with one finger on a smartphone. It is a slow, agonizing form of psychological torture.

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

maturing is realizing some girls have guy friends who actually are like a brother to them

[WhyNot @utdshally]

@Coldheartedmen_ ohh lord

[🤡 @Coldheartedmen_]

Rihanna purchasing Travis Scott’s ‘Rodeo’ when it dropped in 2015 🤯

[WhyNot @utdshally]

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