Timmo

More than likely going to piss you off.
Don’t take it personally, as Nelson Mandela said ‘Stop being a cunt and be a bigger cunt’

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Rumours saying he’s been appointed as interim Santa Clause

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Tim Allan, Downing Street director of communications, has resigned.

@SamCoatesSky has the latest ⬇️

https://t.co/Ja4G5f1c9j

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Well seeing half of our current one doesn’t know the song to start with then I’d say yes you’d think so 😂

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

Do you think this England side would beat the current one? 🤔

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

I’d love to know what actually gets said in dressing rooms

[FactSparkDaily @FactSparkDaily]

Outjerked again by England

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

No you haven’t
You’ve been sat there, wanking off in your Nigerian hut while Paul Scholes and Rice played half the world away.
Get it right

[𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 @hovie_09]

Current DECLAN RICE or prime PAUL SCHOLES ?💬👎🏿

I've seen prime Paul scholes with my own eyes, and I'm still choosing Declan Rice every single time.

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Genuine question
Does this goal now get wiped from archives as it was abandoned. Always wondered that

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇩🇰 Patrick Dorgu (21) with a fantastic strike for Denmark! 🚀

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Done this 38-0 thing and was cooking a legendary barkleys team. Then I got hit with Swansea 14/15 Attacking midfield and Sunderland 12/13 Right wing.

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

https://t.co/Xe13qp6j7N
Fuck it Bruno Balon dor

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Devastating about Cris
Glad to hear he’s conscious but it’s a wake up call now he needs to call it a day

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

@MUFC_RA @UtdKev08 Na I have a suspicion if he don’t continuously get it shaved he ends up have hair like Bob Marley

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Here we fucking go
I’m sick to death of these yank cunts shooting places cause they got bullied in high school

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: A shooting has happened near England’s World Cup base in Missouri.

Nine people injured. @TheAthleticFC

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Please Eriksen, please retire after this. It’s not worth it anymore. You have had such a long and successful career. You are a massive player. Don’t risk your health any longer. ❤️

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

@lukesellers98 Honestly the best thing getting in the car and just sticking it on

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

AGAIN

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Praying for Christian Eriksen right now. I think he’s collapsed in the Denmark game. 🙏

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Influence

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!

Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

He can easily break that
Goon Bruno our son

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Just clocked that Pele holds the official record for the most assists in a single FIFA World Cup tournament with 6 assists.

This World Cup might be time to break that record. 👀

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Why tf would an English boy want to never do fuck all with your shit national team and country
Region block soon?

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

They’ve cap tied him. These boys don’t learn.

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

@CansAndBansV13 Blue paedophiles all from the same fucking continent
It’s the fact he’s put his location as Manchester when he’s never fucking been

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

‘I’m just kobbie’

[Chris @ChrisLukeJones]

Who

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

African back at it again
Ok so…
Danny Simpson 1X ucl Gabriel… 0

[Molly @Molly_AFC]

Max Dowman at 16 Bruno at 33

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

He’s a gimp

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

At 17 years and 281 days old, Rio Ngumoha becomes England’s youngest debutant since Jude Bellingham in 2020 🌟

[Timmo @utdtimmo]

Someone mind explaining why there is a fucking pirate ship in the stadium fuck me I hate yanks