.

[B @utdbrxy]

Spurs just exist to make you feel better when ur team lets you down

[Nico @elitetakes_]

I’m honestly not mad Man U got an embarrassing result on day 1

Get your laughs in now, but I don’t want ANYONE calling me a bandwagon when we get it out the mud 🤫

[🌐 @isoquince]

Fell for it again award ✌🏽

[. @utdtravredd]

@bethTmufc With organizations like “The United Stand” and “Mark Goldbridge” NEVER

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

We’re cursed forever

[. @utdtravredd]

@elitetakes_ Welcome onboard 🔴🔴🔴

[Nico @elitetakes_]

With their opening match just hours away, I’m excited to announce I’m committing to Man United FC ❤️‍🔥

Officially my premier league team for life, and I know I won’t regret it. Let’s have a great season

[. @utdtravredd]

@MURyan10_ Maz has more match rhythm. Played every minute for Morocco at the World Cup. Dalot didn’t play much

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

Season predictions:

Premier league winners: Manchester United
FA Cup winners: Manchester United
Carabao cup winners: Manchester United
UCL winners: Manchester United
World Cup: Manchester United

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Please @ManUtd. Comfortable three points today, please.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Matchday 1️⃣ of 3️⃣8️⃣ in the #PL.

COME ON UNITED! 🇾🇪

[. @utdtravredd]

@Ellis_ Took me a second to think of a higher transfer and debunk your lies.

[JBT @UtdJBT]

No he’s not

[Anfield Papers @AnfieldPapers]

9’ - Goal for Arsenal. Vinicius Junior.

[1-0] #ARSCOV

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo = £207M

Baleba, Tielemans and Santos = £155M.

Now spend £150-200M on the defence in 2027.

[/+/ @Sxne19iv2]

Coz of Coventry H uno

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

£65m for one of the best young defensive midfielders in the League is great business, a summer where overrated flops are being sold for £85m and untested and unproven midfield are quoted at £90m, £65m for Baleba is fanatics business 👏🏻

[Fuad 🫆 @FuadCadani]

Relegate Coventry TODAY… pathetic!