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[Jared “Sr Bagwell” Mcdoul @mcdouljared]

Unfortunately I did not get the 5’3 blonde doctor with onclouds to check on me

[U.S. Secretary of Common Sense @ScottButtram]

Taco Bell manager confident Cyclospora came from farmers market down the street.

[Matt Maddock @matthewmaddock]

The Canadian environmental police are pumping out 200 tons of carbon an hour today. More than the entire USA does every five years.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

A polar bear would never have done this.

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

People want it to be alcohol but forget that steroids and HGH age the face.

Also that picture is edited.

Also you’re from Pakistan.

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

He should have tried having 7 passing touchdowns and 10 interceptions

[UtahRaptor @UtesRaptor]

@DetroitRedWings SIGN NICK BLANKENBURG

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

The umpire got hit in the nuts not once, not twice but three times in four innings. And not once did he think, maybe I should find a cup.

But the noise he made every time he got hit was the best. And I swear, I’m pretty sure someone said “he’s dead” on the very last one.

Funniest shit you’ll see today.

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Liquor before beer, in the clear

Liquor before cocaine, this restaurant seems like a great place for Oklahoma drills

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

These lists are always like “Yeah, the economy, housing affordability, and cost of living are better in these states, but they have a lack of trans health care so gotta put them below New Jersey.”

[UtahRaptor @UtesRaptor]

Stay off that tracks old man

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A tourist was seriously injured after a bison tossed them about 8 feet into the air in Yellowstone National Park. The attack was captured on video by photographer Mike Macleod.

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Fuck it bring Paddy back out to fight Max

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

Me when I find out who put water on the canvas

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Conor McGregor’s return

[MMA POETRY UFC @Neutrallens65]

Floyd Mayweather tried to flex on Conor and it Completely backfired 😭😂

[Alec Burleson Enjoyer @CardsFan281]

Football on the course in case things get backed up

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

The sixth graders in centerfield trying to catch a line drive off an aluminum bat

[SleeperPhillies @SleeperPhillies]

Some poor kid in right field after Bryce Harper hits a ball 175 mph with a metal bat: