Sammy Paradise

The shitty tweets will continue until morale improves

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

Of course I don’t have original thoughts. Do you know how much effort those take?

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

1-0 France inbound

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Just in case you forgot how it was the last Spain vs France

[Will Warren @statsbywill]

I’ve really loved the FOX reminder during the World Cup that if extra time occurs there will be no golden goal. Hasn’t existed in 20+ years, like letting the audience know you can’t get Dr Pepper Red Fusion at the concessions. You can never be too prepared

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

Never trust a Manchester United goalie

[Zito @_Zeets]

Nothing can ever just live as its own fun thing

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

The sixth graders in centerfield trying to catch a line drive off an aluminum bat

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Bryce Harper has a fun idea for the HR Derby: When the gold balls are brought into play, let the hitters swing aluminum bats.
That would be a show... and you might see balls leave Citizens Bank Park.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i’m so lucky to be alive in the year that both the odyssey and dune: part three are releasing

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

We’re actually about to see the best fucking movie of all time

[DUNE @dunemovie]

“Forgive me for all I’ve done.” Experience the epic conclusion. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. #DuneMovie #FilmedforIMAX

[Cyrus Smith @CoolCyWrites]

Norway made youth sports free 40 years ago and just made the quarters for the first time ever. Probably not a coincidence.

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

That was very humbling
The dna and culture hasn’t changed yet but I do believe this team is improving

Start the cycle again, Try to get as many players aged 18-26 on as many CL teams as possible

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup career is over.

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

Argentina’s most famous goal in the World Cup was with their star player’s hand and the country celebrates it as a cultural milestone. Stop with the hysterics.

[Tim Shipman @ShippersUnbound]

Hilariously unlikely cheerleader for the rules based order and the rectitude of football governing bodies. Pure shithousery

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

Genuinely how do people not like this sport

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

When they ask me about Folarin Balogun

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Paraguay tried playing football for one game, got battered, and decided they’re never to play ethical football again 😭

[Damon @DamonDawg]

#AvengeHIM

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

We will revisit this tweet after the France Sweden match tomorrow

[Zito @_Zeets]

The lesson from this World Cup so far is nice and simple. Don’t play scared. If you have the advantage, keep going. The football gods appreciate courage.