Utibe Etim

I help business owners to identify opportunities and resources to plan, start and grow their businesses.

Contact: 07031542324 [email protected]

[Omoalhaja @omoalhajaabiola]

This is what gets you hired

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

@realdkardinal @Mrbankstips You dey talk like say he easy. Division of labour lol. For betting? Una no go kill person for this app. You better leave betting and gambling so that you will have peace of mind.

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@realdkardinal @Mrbankstips Na him dey play abi na him papa be referee where go turn the game in his favour. What stops you from selecting the sure game and letting others benefit?

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@Ibb_Sadiq Seen. Thanks

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

You are right. Because on the scale of preference, that should be among the top 10. Fixing an existing road is far better than starting a new road that you will see to the end. A road that will be abandoned. A road as a conduit pipe.

No sensible president embarks on such a thing.

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

You are writing nonsense with confidence, and it's obvious you don't have any experience.

200k to feed 1000 fingerlings up to table size is not even up to 20% of the cost.

There is mortality, and the farm price of a table size is not 7k but between 3k and 4000 depending on the location.

Except you are using this post as engagement farming.

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@KafinHausaa APC and Tinubu are working. From renewed hope to hopelessness.

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@FabrizioRomano Too many cooks spoil the broth.

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

Keep deceiving yourself. You all know that he won, and that is why you are not giving him breathing space because if given space, Obi will cruise his way to the villa. Nigerians are behind him. Your kinsmen who value their lives are behind him.

He will win and become the president, and heaven will rejoice with Nigeria, and you will go to hell.

[Ib Sadiq @Ibb_Sadiq]

There are 4 silent killers actively destroying your ad campaigns right now. You’re probably guilty of all 4.

I just recorded a 20 minute audio titled: Scaling Ads ≠ Scaling Budget.

It covers:

→ How I pushed a single campaign past ₦700k/day without ROAS dropping

→ Why your most profitable campaign has an expiry date you can’t see coming

→ The metric you’re watching that’s actually a lagging indicator

If your campaigns are profitable but every attempt to scale them keeps breaking, there’s a very high chance you’ll listen to this and realize where you’ve been bleeding money the entire time.

Like, repost, reply “SCALE” — I’ll DM you the link.

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

@Ibb_Sadiq New creatives every week are what Andrometa relies on to function effectively.

And laziness in creating new creatives every week is what makes my campaign decline.

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@DHQNigeria Chai! This is the reason why other nations called Nigeria a disgraced nation.

It has never been this bad.

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

@Ibb_Sadiq Thanks for the insight.

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

@Mrbankstips Them knack Bill Gate better cane.

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

@patrickumeobika Alright. Thanks

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@ugwu_kj How do you get the cost per website purchase so low?

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

@femiadebimpe Don't be delusional, guy. Come to terms with the reality.

[Utibe Etim @utibeman]

Something that happened last month, because it keeps happening.⁣
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A founder sent me his business plan before pitching an angel investor. Page two said his market was worth ₦25 trillion. Poultry.⁣
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I asked one thing. Where did that number come from?⁣
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Long pause. He had found a 2023 figure on Google, and because the dollar has more than doubled since then, he doubled the number too.⁣
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That is where the deal dies. Not in the pitch. On the page, before anyone shakes your hand.⁣
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The investor is not reading to be impressed. They are reading for one reason to say no, so they can move to the next file. An unsourced number is reason enough.⁣
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I have built 500+ of these over 10 years, the ones that got funded and the ones that died. The dead ones almost always die the same way: a number nobody can defend, a section lifted off Google, costs that pretend Nigeria runs on textbook prices.⁣
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So it was never his idea on trial. It was whether the paper made him look like someone you could hand money to and sleep at night.⁣
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We reworked the whole thing, cut the market size to a defensible ₦12 trillion with a real source, built proper TAM, SAM and SOM. Now the plan and the deck stand a chance. Fingers crossed for good news this month.⁣
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If you are pitching anyone this quarter, send me the plan before they see it. I will show you the line that would have killed it.⁣
Send me a message, or comment FUNDABLE.