Mel L

Coffee Lover. Theatre enthusist. Closeted writer. Aspiring comedienne. Check my comedy on YouTube at #uticacutie #StubbornBitchInSneakers
#mentalhealthmatters

[Mel L @uticacutie]

The past or the present ... you can't serve two masters.

[Mel L @uticacutie]

If you fuckin payed attention, you'd know what's going on.

[Mel L @uticacutie]

It's all a lie. Earth is hell and we are all just trying to do better to assend.
#weareinhell

[Mel L @uticacutie]

In the last two years I have gained weight, lost people I thought were friends and found love in an amazingly unexpected person. I am a mess and at peace all at the same time... live for you, my friends; the rest works itself out!!! #eatdrinkandbemerry @onelife

[Mel L @uticacutie]

@emily_tweets True story!!! LOL

[Candice Marie @she_observes]

The older you get, the more you start to realize you really don’t need unnecessary company.

[Mel L @uticacutie]

Lesbians, cause sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.

[Mel L @uticacutie]

Your body may be a temple or a canvas, but mine is a winery.

[Mel L @uticacutie]

@BossChick2North Amen!!!

[Mel L @uticacutie]

What is it like Dating Me?
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....... ever have an erection and a migraine at once?

[Mel L @uticacutie]

Today's mood... life without parole.

[Mel L @uticacutie]

@JetBomb25 If my life is any example... Never!

[Mel L @uticacutie]

Please don't ask the question.... 'cause I don't wanna lie to ya.

[Mel L @uticacutie]

NO!!!

[Mel L @uticacutie]

Is there anything antibiotic ointment can't fix???

[Mel L @uticacutie]

Why have none of you fuckers told me about Glass Pipes??? Best high I have ever felt!!!

[Mel L @uticacutie]

I try to follow when I get notifications that my friends do... why doesn't anyone follow back??
Anyone else experience this?

[Mel L @uticacutie]

@DougStanhope I only found 6....lmfao

[Mel L @uticacutie]

@Amberly8675309 Crappy knockoff perfumes the same way....

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

What do we want? Coffee. When do we want it? All the goddamn time.