Justin the UtilidorK

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[Justin the UtilidorK @Utilidork]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
Disney Utilidork proudly presents…

The @DisneyParkBench!
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[Justin the UtilidorK @Utilidork]

@curtisnporter @SirBrayden I don’t think there’s anything “current” or “Disney” about it. Neither Disney, nor any other theme park company, has documented any of their closed attractions specifically for public consumption at any time. That’s just the nature of theme parks. Experience is non-transferable.

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@craigpsmith @OffhandDisney I don’t know if the current loop is the same as the one I’ve listened to on YouTube, but that one was just an hour of unrelated movie score cues. I definitely prefer the acoustic renditions of folk songs from the ’82 version, but maybe they’re using something better now.

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@craigpsmith @OffhandDisney Original or current? I prefer the original.

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@OffhandDisney Tomorrowland, usually the extended Tokyo Disneyland version https://t.co/89xWs2N4hq

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

It’s okay for Star Tours to not be canon and just be a fun ride

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@DisneyDan Does this mean he doesn’t talk anymore?

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@BrianPMiles Was “Tencennial” trademarked?

[Justin the UtilidorK @Utilidork]

@Blog_Mickey Trump is already there, and the incumbent president does not currently deliver a unique speech, so there really isn’t much point in shutting down and refurbishing the whole attraction. Just do the roll call, have Washington recite the Oath of Office, and end it there.

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@Figment_Jedi @innoventioneast They should’ve moved them to Downtown Disney 20 years ago when Residential Street was demolished.

They were cool spread out across a neighborhood. All crammed into a tiny space like New York Street was sensory overload.

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Of all the petty, asinine things to be upset about… 🙄

[Disney Glimpses @disneyglimpses]

Are we allowed to say "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls" at Magic Kingdom again now?

[Justin the UtilidorK @Utilidork]

@FrshBakedDisney Please tell me the ADA elevator is its own stretching room!

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@booker9e @WDWNT So… a theme park made up entirely of IP-based attractions and lands will be the last straw for Disney Parks because of Iger’s commitment to building IP-based attractions and lands?

[Nick Cucerzan @NCucerzan]

Everybody always talks about IP that can be into the parks but what about the IP that is created by the parks?

Some of the best IP is that of Pirates, Haunted Mansion, Tiki Room, etc.

Let’s get back to that.

[Justin the UtilidorK @Utilidork]

@disneytipsguy Mine Train. It’s a mediocre coaster with a mediocre dark ride crammed in.

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@BrianPMiles I have two of the dish (/ashtray?), but I didn’t know about the coasters.

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@OffhandDisney …in Haunted Mansion Holiday. They could’ve installed him there while the attraction was still operational, behind the curtain. But regardless of the original story involving Leota, he just seems a perfect fit the the attic, along with Constance and all the beheaded husbands.

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@OffhandDisney …whole new scene around it like they did at Disneyland. As we know, Disney World does not like closing attractions for longer than necessary. Still, I think they could’ve put him in the ballroom on the opposite balcony, where Melanie is in Phantom Manor or the Christmas tree…

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@GoAwayGreen I don’t care so much about the Guardians show building being visible from the parking lot. My problem is with it being visible from within the park — not only visible, but it dominates the skyline.

[History@Disney @HistoryAtDisney]

Cinderella Castle covered with snow at Tokyo Disneyland⠀
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After seeing Cinderella Castle at Walt Disney World after all of these years this image always blows me away with how peaceful and quiet it is!