Beth Hendrick

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

between that empire state building couple, taylor swift's wedding, the heat wave, mitch mcconnell, the world cup, basketball trades?, trump saying he wanted to have a threesome with his sons, etc. we could write a new 'we didn't start the fire' about this week alone.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area & went to lost luggage to report the loss. The woman there smiled & told me not to worry as she was a trained professional & said I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"

[Заблудший Овц @s_baskak]

Женщина рассказала, что подруга попросила её ненадолго присмотреть за своими сыновьями и дочкой, и тогда её пёс впервые узнал, что такое дети

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[AKC CLUB DEVELOPMENT @CLUBSAKC]

Emerging Issue: New World Screwworm—Impacts on Health, Interstate Travel with Dogs

[Beth Hendrick @utilizerone]

@RonFilipkowski @TheRealThelmaJ1 Someone’s knocking at that closet door.

[Beth Hendrick @utilizerone]

@itsnwts Tuesday.

[Beth Hendrick @utilizerone]

@atrupar @brianstelter Jeff Bezos is to the Washington Post as Dan Snyder was to the Washington Commanders

[Beth Hendrick @utilizerone]

@hwinkler4real You’ve got a great fishing spot!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Chelsea Handler incinerates MAGA comedian Tony Hinchcliffe with a brutal takedown at the Kevin Hart roast: "Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn!"

This is the same Hinchcliffe who made racist "jokes" about Puerto Ricans at a Trump rally...

"Tony Hinchcliffe is here. Tony is what happens when women don't have safe access to abortion care," Handler said. "Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy, there's a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own."

While Shane Gillis was able to laugh good-naturedly at the jabs, Hinchcliffe was incredibly uncomfortable on camera, glancing around and doing his best to smile it off.

"Tony is a real guy's guy, or what's more commonly known as a bottom," joked Handler. "Tony, you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of someone who gets shot first. Look at you, you look good! You've got like a little Hollywood glow-up. I didn't know veneers came in deli mustard yellow. But it actually looks a little bit better in person."

"You must be using Crest White Supremacist strips," Handler relentlessly went on. "Tony and Shane, this must be so exciting for you guys. Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn. And tonight you get to roast a whole Black guy. Well, a half a one, because it's Kevin.

"Tony, quick question: If you're here tonight, who's keeping Joe Rogan's balls warm in their mouth?" she added.

Bravo! This is exactly what that Trumper hack deserves. For those who need reminding, Hinchcliffe appeared a t Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in the runup to the 2024 election and called Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage," tossing read meat to the racist MAGA base. He deserves nothing but our disdain.

Please ❤️ and share if you think that Chelsea Handler crushed it!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Oh this is fucking hilarious. 😂

[Beth Hendrick @utilizerone]

@atrupar @JDCocchiarella Bunker so he can hide out.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Holy sh*t!!

I CAN’T believe DEMOCRATS actually made this ad!!! BRAVO!!

Stop. Pulling. PUNCHES. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. #EarthDay

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Dems finally hired someone that knows how to reply

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

The commentary on this is absolutely incredible 🔥🤣

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

“It seems to me quite odd that Trump hasn’t trotted out the Air Force pilot, or appeared at his hospital bedside in a thumbs up photo op, to take credit for the daring rescue enacted by our troops.

It’s as if there is much more to the story than the one presented to us through official channels and a single self-aggrandizing press conference, but a timid media seems afraid to ask follow up questions and dig deeper.
Much like his supposed assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, which had all the hallmarks of a political stunt, in which two people died (including an assassin that received very little scrutiny) to help Trump’s campaign and give him a new marketing image, which he has subsequently emblazoned and sold on everything from sneakers to coffee table books and soon on a $1 U.S. Mint commemorative gold coin.

I have known the man since the 90s and there is not a brave bone in his body, the ‘fight, fight, fight’ fist pump appeared so staged to me as to be laughable. Not to mention wildly out of step with any Secret Service protocol and protections that exist during an active shooter situation.

Doc ‘Ronny’ said half his ear got ‘blown off’, yet there was and is no sign of trauma. The same pill-popping doc and mobile drug dispensary that was honored Friday night in Mar-a-Lago with a birthday party.

Trump was unable to attend because of a Turning Point USA commitment in Phoenix (another story that doesn’t add up - Charlie Kirk’s killing), wishing Ronny Jackson via social media post before moving on to trolling and demeaning the magnificent country of Spain.

The Spanish government bravely stood up to his insane war in Iran and DJT will harbor that resentment forever now, as most untreated addicts are wont to do.”https://t.co/9wzfHGf5ma

[Alex & Books 📚 @AlexAndBooks_]

Carl Sagan on books:

"What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years."

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Vance has now seized the top seat in the Death of Expertise Hall of Fame: He has lectured the pope—the pope, the leader of a billion and a half Catholics—about being too sloppy with theology.

The queen of all vices: Pride.

https://t.co/GotUfLX5Nv

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

LMAO who made this 😭😂🤣