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I don't know karate, but I know crazy

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@BarstoolTenn That’s what she said

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@BigOrangePod Telander will be a good coach someday. With some guys you can just tell.

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@gmannVOLS By far the best it has been since President Dr. Joseph E. Johnson, Chancellor Dr. William T. Snyder, Athletic Director Doug Dickey in the late 1990’s.

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@JDVaughn91 @AHSCougarsFB @henrykicker_679

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@ZeroContextVols Good for him

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@gmannVOLS

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@historyrock_ The Cars For Kids jingle

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@jimmyfallon We got busted at 16 buying beer with fake IDs. While everyone was lecturing us, my friend’s dad said, “You boys wouldn’t know a hummingbird if it flew sideways out your butt.” After a pause, the cops laughed so hard they forgot to be mad and let us off with a warning #DadQuotes

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@historyrock_ She looks great for being in a coma.

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The game was eerily similar to Bruce Pearl’s last game at UT.

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@RunningDog34 @FBGreatMoments 1) Josh Dobbs, 2) Casey Clausen, 3) Hendon Hooker

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@finebaum Eric Berry

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@mmdavis1978 @Volquest_On3

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@mmdavis1978 @MatrixMysteries This Big Mac cost me $23 at my McDonald’s and it was so tiny.

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@jimmyfallon They say I’m the weird one because during the pre-meal prayer I loudly say “amen” 2 beats too late just to keep everyone on their toes. #myfamilyisweird

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@DanWolken I’m sure that will make the job more appealing to a new coach. It really instills confidence in the management of your program. 🤦

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@asheville Nobody better be stealing North Carolina’s jewels.

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@wesruckerTBA That’ll suck if he’s out the first half of the Alabama game

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@CFBAlerts_

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@GrantRamey Jobes at TE was a beast