Utkarsh Nishant

copywriter | bluebot digital💼 | observer of life | ADPR IIMC'22

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This is for Jio people, you can ignore this.

@reliancejio @JioCare @AmbaniHu

Bhai 1499 ka plan hai, OTT list me netflix hai, activate karne jaa raha hun toh ye hai.

Customer service kaam kare na, response kuch hove na, ekdam lappu hai jiofiber.

#jio #sucks

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Poonam pandey was like:

Dhappa!

#poonampanday

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Years of having your money seized by your parents because you’re irresponsible and one day you have to insurance, stocks, SIP, mutual fund bakchodi

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Paying for deleting your post.

That’d be a move.

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Papa ka hamesha blue tick hota hai

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Ever saw a backpack that reminded you of someone?

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Hey @rapidobikeapp

That’s some nice response time for a menu that says

“My captain is harassing me”

#rapido

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Never farted in a lift before?

The tension is in the air.

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Indians on an average are very self-oriented supporters.

Take the 110,000 strong Indians in Ahmedabad for example 🏟️

Politics me kya ho jaata hai? 😋

#INDvsAUS

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Aasman kholo
Aankhein upar hain

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BJP best hai
Cong gazab hai

Aap kaise ho?

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@RollsRoyceIndia Rolls Royce is truly an all-rounder

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Guess which city?

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10 months later since I wrote the first draft, it finally sees the light.

My first movie review for the film - Aankhon Dekhi.

https://t.co/AO6gxBCw6d

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@SrishtiMittal22 एड़ी चोटी का ज़ोर

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२०२३ के इस स्वर्णिम साल में, मैं ख़ुशक़िस्मत हूँ की माननीय @cmohry और @MCF_Faridabad के सौजन्य से फ़रीदाबाद सेक्टर 21-C में एक बड़ा ही खूबसूरत पोखर उभर कर आया है, कृपया इसे भी प्रभु कि देव दृष्टि समझ कर इसका भी शिलान्यास करें

धन्यवाद 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@Siddhant_0553 @manikmahna Bro context toh hai, aeroplane, baby crying, ab point jo hai wo aapko nikalna padega

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One of the few people in India to wake up with 8 hours of sleep today.

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The most absurd thing happened today.

Someone stole my bike’s spare wipe cloth and replaced it with a dirtier one.

the key fact here is that he still cared enough to replace it

May that cloth live long enough to be stolen and exchanged, yet again 🪔

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@akash6835 Only a chink in the armor Akash 💛