Utkarsha Mishra

IT security specialist, creative, musician, hacker, a bit of a philosopher, and to summarize it, a core aquarian, born in the week of genius. Chaotic Neutral.

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

Women who claim that all men want is sex don't actually have anything else to offer. #TrueStory

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

@AnfieldRd96 Gerard Houllier

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

@LFC give whatever they (Salah, van Dijk and TAA) want but tie ‘em up with the contract!!!

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Pay Salary tax: 30 %
Pay Petrol tax: 50 %
Pay GST tax: 28 %
Pay Vehicle tax: 30 %
Pay Toll at every 10 Km
Pay Education tax : 18%
Pay Health tax : 18 %

And in return get services like this

[V🐧 @Vtxt21]

@IndianTechGuide Then why making Aadhaar mandatory in literally every documentation when it's not valid?

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

Trent does a Gerrard celebration!! #MUNLIV

[The J. @thehadesofdead]

SBI system:

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[Srinivas Kodali @digitaldutta]

Dear @TelanganaCOPs why are you collecting details of everyone who checks-in into a hotel in Hyderabad and why are you sending them to a blockchain company - zebichain?

[Chetty Arun @ChettyArun]

I spoke with yet another scammer today. I don't know why I do this, but here we go.

It all started with a few annoying Whatsapp messages trying to scam me. But we ended up wishing each other good luck 😂

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[disha verma @di_shawarma]

Itching to add to the @DigiYatraOffice discourse

After being coerced into using one-time DY at IGI T2, I rang up the Delhi Airport consumer line asking if a DY account had been created against my name, if they had my travel data, and if I can confirm what info they had on me 1/n

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

@iam_the4th Kya issue ho gaya?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[sid @immasiddx]

The only reason to use an Android phone.

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

Due to India's increasing debt, you will pay higher taxes.

2014: 54 lakh crore
2023: 205 lakh crore

People are doing politics around this data.
But, here are critical facts you should know:-

[Nikhil Pahwa @nixxin]

So #TelecomBill is being unexpectedly tabled in Parliament today. There was discontent abt treating several online services as telecom services. Telcos liked it: they’ve argued that online services = telecom services & should be treated as same.
Some things to look out for:
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[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

Zindagi mein ek baat yaad rakhna beta.

Fuck the rest.. You are the Best.

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

@rajeevranjanMKH रायपुर कब आ रहे हैं?

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

@BarveRahi Request you to publish this. You guys really worked hard for this film and it shows. People would love to buy this, also it would inspire budding screenwriters I guess.

[Utkarsha Mishra @utkarsha]

Putting it out there�� every one needs to act on this..

[Kiran Jonnalagadda @jackerhack]

You may remember #SaveTheInternet in 2015-16, when we asked @TRAI for #NetNeutrality and got it, ushering in an era of cheap mobile data and the vast majority of India coming online.

Good things don't last if we take them for granted, so here we go again…