Utkarsh Singhal

Salesforce Admin, Business Analyst, Business Development, StartUps, Freelancer on Salesforce/Zoho Crm

[Utkarsh Singhal @utkarsshhh]

Be Realistic, like this man. Set the right expectations in life.
#beoriginal
(An Art that originated from long meetings. 😅) https://t.co/mqSVoir65F

[Utkarsh Singhal @utkarsshhh]

MOTIVATION

Strikes the heart first, and then the mind.

To all the Managers out there.
Please talk to your team members and understand what drives them instead of talking just about deadlines.
Keep those reports and excels aside for the first 5 minute…https://t.co/ldQEoQFXcu

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Lately I've been working with a lot of Indian clients and I've gotten into this habit of addressing them as 'ji' at the end of their name. For eg: Utkarsh ji
Now, after a 45-minute long conversation with one of my UK customers, subconsciously, I addressed…https://t.co/BL3rnZF0Zo

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#hiring #hiringpost #accountmanagement #salesforce #salesforcecommunity #sales https://t.co/2ZW33waDl4

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The next time you're in a one-to-one meeting with your Manager for your Annual Review, ask him/her why should I remain in this organisation. If they have been a part of your journey for the last 12 months, they would know how to deal with this question!
E…https://t.co/04YncG40tN

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Damn! he's so right! https://t.co/nGfKgCjOmr

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Aditya Satalkar is #hiring. Know anyone who might be interested? #jobalert #jobopportunity #amazingmentor #greatplacetowork https://t.co/2dBzV6BqVU

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Are zebras black animals with white stripes or white animals with black stripes?

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@nakulsjadhav Yep. That's my source too. :)

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All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells, are within you.

[Utkarsh Singhal @utkarsshhh]

Luck is what happens when Preparation meets Opportunity
-Seneca

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I have a complaint against all the content writers and those who approve their articles!!
Why the hell do you have to mention "everything you need to know about the release date" and then write "the company has confirmed to release it SOON". #BIGAH

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@ACTFibernet Can you please look into the internet issue @ACTFibernet that I've been facing since 27th May? Your support team is disconnecting my calls when I ask for confirmation that the issue is gonna get resolved within 24 hrs which btw they are saying since 27th may! So unprofessional!!

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@salesforceDips When are you planning a trip to Bangalore? Got some hand-picked coffee beans from Chikmagalur! 😛

[Utkarsh Singhal @utkarsshhh]

Dumbest thing a guy can do after getting married. Visit Hawa Mahal in Jaipur. Take a photo and tag his wife on social media saying, "Not scared of heights anymore, thanks to you!"
Fun fact: Hawa Mahal is 15 m in height!

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So you know how it happens like you end up on AIB when you start from AI. Period. No further comments!

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Everyone tells you what to do and what's good for you. They don't want you to find your own answers. They want you to #believe theirs.

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One thing my #dishtv set top box does best is predict #rainfall #PuneMonsoon

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I don't understand how people jump from watching Slow Motion videos to #ChunariChunari!! 😄
ask @Gaurav_Ghuge
#YouTubeRecommendations

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I'd have a better chance at winning 'jeopardy' in conversations if the category is particle physics bcz I believe particle physics matter.