Utkarsh Patel

I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

[Utkarsh Patel @UtkarxhPatel]

This club is beyond repair.. same cycle will repeat. But this time I don’t want to be part of it. Thats it.

Goodbye Manchester United, we will meet again.

[Screen & State @screen_state]

Even Brahma was looking like Jesus in Adipurush 😭💀

Still can’t understand how this movie And Specifically Prabhas somehow dodged the nuclear-level trolling it deserved on social media.

#Ramayana

[Suhail Chowdhary @SuhailChowdhary]

Manchester United wanted Lewis Hall before the transfer window opened.

Now that Newcastle have sold Gordon, Tonali and Guimaraes and are in a very stable financial situation, Manchester United will knock on their door and most likely be taken for a ride, then tell everyone through their mouthpieces that they tried.

Timing.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

League champions Arsenal already have the PL's best DM in Declan Rice but have added another physical presence in Bruno Guimaraes...

While Man Utd who finished 3rd won't sign a similar midfielder because Mason Mount has impressed in pre-season in a deeper role.

Okay.

[Utkarsh Patel @UtkarxhPatel]

Adipurush doesn’t get enough hate it deserves.. that movie is a mockery of Ramayan

[Utkarsh Patel @UtkarxhPatel]

Wake the fuck up @ManUtd

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United to sanction sale of Bruno Guimaraes to Arsenal for £75m. #AFC started lower, #NUFC wanted higher but compromise in process of being sealed to grant 28yo Brazil int’l midfielder desired move. Lyon entitled to 20% of profit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/e1rrfvZTMS

[Shubh @Vickster469]

This and that pahadi girl affair one. Genuinely good writing.

[Meky_worldwide @Meky_worldwide]

The recruitment declined this season, it only says one thing
"Ruben Amorim put in efforts to get us an almost perfect transfer window last season"
He upgraded Manchester United from the likes of Hojlund, Onana, Garnacho and Antony to Cunha, Mbuemo, Sesko and Lammens.
What a TOP Manager.

[Michael @commissionase]

@Meky_worldwide Imagine pushing the board to get these players without European football.. You just know they'll hate him for it..

[m @uncomptefan]

Woodward didnt know what the fuck he was doing but at least he tried😂

[Vinay Aravind @vinayaravind]

Safe to say they've never been this shaken in their 12+ years of being in power. This poster is all kinds of hilarious. They're so badly at sea.

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

Every time United can’t sell a player, I see people complaining about “high” wages. How do City sell these players easily?

[m @uncomptefan]

I like Carrick but fuck him for accepting this shambles of a summer

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

We need to sign someone solely responsible for selling players. We are so bad at it.

[GAARY @GaaryWrld]

Et dire que cette vidéo est sortie avant l'Ere de l'IA

[Brokechester fan 💀 @zecojjj]

Shit at signing players
Shit at selling players
Shit at appointing managers
Keeping managers in job for too long

Can someone explain to me what are INEOS actually good at apart from increasing the ticket prices and sacking people in offices

[Sam C @SamC_reports]

I get the sense from people in the game that the window in general is far from over. Exciting times. Been a bit flat for a few weeks.

Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs among those all needing to move properly still.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Radek Vitek move to Middlesbrough with a buy back is essentially a glorified loan, allows Manchester United to let him develop & then get him back when he's hopefully going to be worth far more than that clause. Real Madrid do this a lot & just done it with Nico Paz, for example.

[Brokechester fan 💀 @zecojjj]

INEHOES are throwing away yet another season before it even starts

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Let's get real, Vitek won all those awards at Bristol in the Championship. If this was City or Chelsea they'd be getting at least 15 mil

[Crypto 🇫🇷 @CryptoVarane]

Whatever Cunt is negotiating sales at
Manchester United needs sacking. How are you selling one of the best keepers in the championship last season with 2 years left on his deal for £6m… 22 years old too 💀💀

We’ve literally got the worst people in every position of power at the football club. What the fuck happened to ‘best in class’ #IneosOut #MUFC