Utkarsh Choraria

aunties love talking about me at their kitty parties

[Utkarsh Choraria @utkitweets]

110 days to 2024

I’m going to start attempting my 2023 NYE resolutions starting today

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don’t take yourself so seriously (body positivity)

~@ColacoNihal

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Where is home?
Bangalore.
Saaakkuuu machaaa!

~ @006Gurkar (Lube Lokesh)

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Pvt account maaacchaaaa!

~ @006Gurkar (Lube Lokesh)

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Chapati round irata?

~ @006Gurkar (lube Lokesh)

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“Has someone fuckin ordered condoms to my house ?
Using Amazon
CASH ON DELIVERY”

~ @006Gurkar

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the journey from bro to boo

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Simply investing in mutual funds. Always invest in vibes my friend. The rest will come pouring in 🔥🔥

~ @ColacoNihal

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Bank job, bank job, what you gonna do… whatchu gonna do when we come for you!!???

~@ColacoNihal

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Guys it’s 12, way past my bed time.

~@006Gurkar

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Second hardest one is a bank job.

~@006Gurkar

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I think this is tooo easy, we need to go for the harder one.

~@006Gurkar

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She’s from Yemen. How do I report her.

~ @Chris_Jr95

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If you look closely 95 is a couple sleeping looking away from each other!!

~ @NeelPar1

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I’m dropping these one liners hoping to be tweeted!

~ @ColacoNihal @MTV @SevillaFC_ENG

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This is good… diya a 6 year old gets kidnapped!!!

~ @006Gurkar

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If we don’t find the killer, can we start playing among us?

@NeelPar1

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You’re already broken.

~ @ken_souza

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@006Gurkar should wrap a lingo everyday and live his South Indian fantasies!

~ @ColacoNihal

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@SrBachchan in dhan dhana dhan goal would have been killer!!