uttam rimal

थाहा छ
तिम्रो बयान गर्दै
आज कविता लेख्न बस्दा
कलम लजायो
लेखिनै मानेन
लाग्छ भन्दै थियो
तेरो मुटुलाई यी पानामा अटाउन नखोज
तेरो जिन्दगीलाई शब्दमा बताउन नखोज ।।

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

दिन सकिन लागेपछि
उसले श्रीमतीलाई भन्दै छ
बुढी
नारी दिवस त सकियो त !!

उसकी श्रीमती
मनमनै सोच्दै छिन् -
"कागलाई बेल पाक्यो, हर्ष न बिस्मात "

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@prajwolbaniyaa 🫡🫡🫡

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@NepaliAsFolk @FPLOlympian Thanks mero dai 🫠🫠😂

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

म
कवि बन्न खोज्छु
फेरि कविता लेख्न खोज्दिन
म
नेता बन्न खोज्छु
फेरि राजनीति खेल्न खोज्दिन
म जस्तै म हरु
नेपाली बन्न खोज्छन्
फेरि राष्ट्रियता निभाउन खोज्दैन् ।।

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

जनताले घोषणा-पत्र खोज्दा बाचा-पत्र र प्रतिज्ञा-पत्र अरे !!

पछि काम खोइ भनेर खोज्दा चै के पत्र ?? अल-पत्र ???

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@abhayathapa10 Yes always behind them 🥲

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@thapagk Falling is not a problem sir but falling like this is a big problem. Marne gari ladiyo ni hai 🥲 uuthna sake best hunthyo. 🤞🤞

[Fact @Fact]

The biggest regret that people have on their deathbed is that they lived the life expected of them instead of a life true to themselves.

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

अरुबेला खेल जे-जस्तो भएपनि मन चाहिँ जितिन्थ्यो यो पटक त्यै मन पनि धुलोपिठो हुनेगरी हारियो ! स्तब्द 🥲

#T20WorldCup2026
#NepalvsItaly

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

कसैले कसैलाइ स्वागत गर्छौं भन्दा निषेधाज्ञा जारी हुने तन्त्र के तन्त्र ?? खै प्रजा-तन्त्र खै गण-तन्त्र ??

#TIAprohibition #falgun1

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

जलेको फेरि बन्छ !
ढलेको कहाँ उभन्छ ??
सास सँग रासको तुलना किन गर्दै छ मेरो देश ¿
इतिहास फेरि उठ्छ, के लासले त्यहीँ भन्छ ? ।।

#bhadra24

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@NepaliAsFolk @TheRetroVay Garoh cha mero dai 🥲😉

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

Hope Trump and the USA do not see our beautiful mountains, wonderful hills and amazing Terai region 🫣🫣

#Nepal

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

Lucky we got no heavy oil ?? 🤔😂

#Nepal

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

Geopolitics playing hard 🤔🤔🤔?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

304 BILLION BARRELS.

That’s the real reason Venezuela matters.

Sky News just laid it out plainly: Trump’s Venezuela obsession was never really about drugs. It’s about oil, specifically heavy crude.

The U.S. now produces tons of light shale oil, but our Gulf Coast refineries were built for heavy, gloopy crude. They need it to function. And guess who has the largest proven reserves of heavy oil on Earth?

Venezuela.

Canada has some. Russia has some. But Venezuela has the most, 304 billion barrels sitting underground. That’s why tankers, sanctions, regime change talk, and now bombs.

It was never about fentanyl.
It was never about democracy.

It’s about feeding refineries, controlling supply, and locking down oil before rivals do.

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@CFC_dennoh It indeed was a fucking disgrace

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@Adik63215486 @birat_anupam Ekdam ekdam

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@nanimushii 🫣🫣

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@nanimushii @deeepestmsgs Ekdam ekdam

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

Andrew Leonard is the Peter Drury of Nepal Cricket. Honestly everygame feels different when he's the one commentating. @OfficialNPLT20

[uttam rimal @utm_rml]

@Adik63215486 @birat_anupam Tei taha huncha vanne matrai ho. Aru ta sab dekhiyekai cha k vayiraxa vanne hai 🥲