Egbewagers

E get as e be.😏

[Egbewagers @Utoks_4]

😏😂

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

I told the immigration officer that I am in the UK for just two nights. She stared at me again. Opened my passport, and goes, ‘You travel a lot. For work? What do you do?’

In the gentle voice of the Virgin Mary, I told her what I normally tell people when asked that question. ‘Ashawo ka m n’agba.’

If you guys don't hear from me in few hours, just know na aba go m ime.

[Egbewagers @Utoks_4]

😂🤣😭

[Mrs Maryaam! @fulani_maryaam]

If na you dey cook everyday you no go lose your spark?😒😒

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

I was inside Lagos Island (isale Eko) yesterday (the residential area) and it got me wondering; what exactly do you benefit from the government that has made you this loyal to them?

Everywhere stank, the roads were only accessible to one vehicle at a time, the houses are so cramped together and over crowded, your parents sat on the roads just to receive fresh air. I had to beg people to move their chairs off the road so that I could drive through.

You claim to own Lagos but you're living like this in the same Lagos you own? Why!!!!

[Saint Mari @teslimalabi_]

The beatings worked like mad:

- we cannot challenge authority
- we keep electing leaders that rob us and rub it in our faces
- we maintain a culture of silence that enables the cycle of abuse
- we dissociate and can only process difficult emotions through the lens of religion

[Egbewagers @Utoks_4]

Believe these hardened criminals at your own peril.🤢🤮🙂‍↔️

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

If a dog is put to sleep when it bites a child, why is a pedophile not also put to sleep when it molests a child?

[Dr Folaseye (ENT/Head &Neck Surgeon) @DrFolaseye]

MOD ( Ministry of Defense) Naval reference Hospital Calabar,kindly pay House officers working in your hospital their wages. It is their entitlement. They are doctors please treat them with the dignity due them

[Egbewagers @Utoks_4]

Nature created them men but they let evil doctors deceive them that making a hole down there and taking hormones makes them women. A very very sick bunch.

[IAMINUNISON aka SUPERINTENDENT KRAKEN @IAMINUNISO25324]

No words

[Malikajaan💋❤️ @amynartt_]

Nigerians are sexually repressed, sex loving people. They enjoy sex but turn their noses up at conversations around sex

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

You people never know when to stop until you push someone over the edge. A lot of you treating her like she’s a plague probably have worse people as family and friends. You laugh and interact with paedophiles, abusers and Yahoo boys on the TL, but suddenly have plenty to say about “una dey associate o.” I don’t agree with her life choices, but she’s still human. Haba!

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

This absolute dotard slave of an incompetent engineer who oversaw the worsening of Lekki flooding by unprecedented proportions because he had his masters were too stupid to have the COMMON SENSE to know that a road built at a far higher level than its environment will automatically block ALL ACCESS to the sea where the rain water is supposed to end up, is who @akinalabi chooses as his best choice from the East to govern Nigeria.

When it comes to Man Utd he knows what a bad manager is but when it comes to Nigeria he will openly pick Amorim as better than Ferguson or Guardiola till tomorrow.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

If Senator Ekweremadu wasn’t jailed in the UK, no one would have known he and his family were involved in organ trafficking. Just saying.

[Egbewagers @Utoks_4]

Man is a proper puppet on a string. He will destroy everything as his masters bid him do if he wants to continue to answer that title. The West don't want Africans educated anymore.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

- he increased NECO from 30,000 to 50,000
- he removed general electricity subsidy
- he increased tertiary institution’s tuition fees
- he also increased international passport fees from 50,000 to 100,000 last year

Nigerians are being priced out of basic civic entitlements. This is bad leadership!!

Get your PVC!!!

[Egbewagers @Utoks_4]

Nigerians, we are just too uncouth as a people.

[Mobilisingnigerians™ @mobilisingniger]

All of you that circulated the picture of the last moment of Lt. Isaac that was KIA in Oyo State, are very silly and stupid, starting from that idiot account @Oyoaffairs that circulated it. Just to inform you that the DHQ @DHQNigeria has a strict policy of prosecuting anyone who post the picture of a dead personnel on social media without an approval from the organisation.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

Yesterday, there were some kids selling lemonade on my street. As I was parking, they walked up to me and asked if I’d like a cup for $1. I didn't have a dollar on me. After searching my car, I found 50 cents. I handed it to them and told them not to worry about giving me any lemonade.

They refused. Instead, they insisted I take a small box of Skittles, which was one of the other things they were selling. Omo, it was as if they told ‘We are not beggars. We are businesswomen.’

A culture that teaches kids that they have to work to earn their wages is a culture where people know the value of money.

I once said here that $100 is a lot of money anywhere in the world. Some people here were arguing, but I understand.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Some people out there genuinely still think that one Bola Tinuboobooroo somewhere is the one making these decisions.

I am tired of explaining what should be obvious to anyone but the world's most hard-headed people...

[Marquis Of Infamy 🪶🪶🪶 @Unabombaar]

The MC done finish soludo

"Ozunna all the way from London. Lee ihe Soludo mụrụ, zuzuwe". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Egbewagers @Utoks_4]

Sigh!!💔💔

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

Eldona hospital, this is my first time seeing this o. 😱😱

[Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo @ezekieldachomo0]

We Lost Him 💔😭

My heart is shattered beyond words

Our little brother, 13-year-old David Raymond, has gone home to be with the Lord after fighting for his life for 18 painful days

David was not a soldier
He was not a criminal
He was only a child whose only "offense" was being born into a Christian family in Plateau State

On that dark night in Kawel village, Bokkos LGA, terrorists stormed his home while the family slept

His father, Raymond Maichibi, stood between death and his son, hoping to save him with his own body, but he was shot and killed

His mother, Nanlop Raymond, hid inside the bedroom, praying for mercy, but the bullets found her too

David tried to escape, but an AK-47 bullet ripped through his back and stomach, leaving his intestines exposed

As doctors struggled day and night to save this innocent child, his parents were already lying in a mass grave alongside 20 other Christians murdered simply because of their faith

The family could not bring themselves to tell David that he was now an orphan

They hoped he would recover first

But today, that painful secret no longer matters

David has gone to join his father and mother in eternity

Before he died, his trembling voice still echoed from his hospital bed

"They came in the night... My father tried to protect me and they shot him... My mother was hiding when they shot her too... I ran and they shot me in the back..."

How many more children must die before the world listens

How many more Christian families must be erased before our tears are seen

The silence of the world has become another weapon against us

"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." — Matthew 5:10

David's blood cries out from the ground

His story must not die with him

I plead with the Church around the world, do not stop praying for the persecuted Church in Nigeria

Remember us before the throne of God

Stand with us while there is still someone left to save

May the Lord comfort every grieving heart and may little David Raymond rest in the everlasting arms of Jesus until we meet again

Rest in peace, precious child
Your suffering is over
Your crown awaits you 💔😭🙏

[TheCable @thecableng]

“When Chibok happened, it was the fault of President Jonathan. They went all over the world and asked Jonathan to bring back the children. But when this happened, no—it is the irresponsibility of the state governor and the state government.” — Seyi Makinde