Utorg

Stablecoin rails for builders
A self-custody app for everyone else

Buy. Swap. Send. Spend. Settle. In 175+ countries

[Utorg @utorgcom]

@CoinDesk good luck
we still call this place Twitter

[Utorg @utorgcom]

Seed phrase or seed oil
Which one are you more careful with?

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Friday plan idea: call the bank and listen to piano for 18 minutes

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Niche hobby: calling the bank to listen to a piano for 18 minutes

[Utorg @utorgcom]

The poor aren't those who have little money. The poor are those who pay gas fees for top-ups

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@WatcherGuru If even he is running out of cash, what’s going to happen to us

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Michael Saylor’s Strategy now owns more than 4% of the total supply of Bitcoin.

[Utorg @utorgcom]

@Polymarket Is this decentralized finance in the room with us right now?

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Punctual

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Bitcoin has crashed every single time a new Fed Chair was sworn in

On May 15, Jerome Powell officially steps down and Kevin Warsh takes his seat. And there’s one interesting pattern here 👇

— Yellen comes in (2014) → BTC -80%
— Powell (2018) → BTC -74%
— Powell (2022) → BTC -62%

The pattern is compressing every cycle. Following that logic, Warsh could bring ~-50%. So is the market maturing, or is the pattern dying precisely because everyone already knows about it?

Current macro picture Warsh is inheriting: BTC near €69K, US inflation at 3.3%, rates at 3.5–3.75%, oil around €92–95. One of the messiest handoffs in Fed Chair history.

Worth noting that Warsh is one of the rare Fed candidates who publicly called Bitcoin “an important asset.” Whether that breaks the pattern is an open question.

The market has known for three months he’s coming, so if the pattern holds, it may have already partially played out. Maybe the current correction is that crash, just spread out over time.

But crashes usually happen without warning. This one was announced. So what happens to a predictable crash? Either it gets played out in advance, or it doesn’t happen at all because everyone's already in cash.

[Utorg @utorgcom]

Guess the most popular word in crypto chats today
bitcoin:native

[Utorg @utorgcom]

Happy Friday. Hope you’re in the best place on Earth:

[Utorg @utorgcom]

Sorry for this. Now we can issue you a USD Visa card. We accept Ukrainians (with Ukrainian Proof of Address, as well). For now, there is no fee for payments is USD, however, there is a fee from provider and Visa, when you pay in another currency.

We will implement EUR cards soon with another provider, so you will have possibility to chose what you like.

If you had our card before and want to issue USD card now, please contact support via chat in the app.

We will be happy to see you again with us 💔

[Utorg @utorgcom]

the audience of that tweet is currently googling "can you return a kidney"

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Sell a kidney if you must, but keep the Bitcoin.

[Utorg @utorgcom]

2025: sell a kidney, keep the Bitcoin
2026: probably sell some Bitcoin

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Michael Saylor's Strategy proposes selling some Bitcoin to pay dividends.

"You buy Bitcoin with credit, you let it appreciate, and then you sell Bitcoin to pay the dividend."

[Utorg @utorgcom]

Bitcoin has crashed every single time a new Fed Chair was sworn in

On May 15, Jerome Powell officially steps down and Kevin Warsh takes his seat. And there’s one interesting pattern here 👇

— Yellen comes in (2014) → BTC -80%
— Powell (2018) → BTC -74%
— Powell (2022) → BTC -62%

The pattern is compressing every cycle. Following that logic, Warsh could bring ~-50%. So is the market maturing, or is the pattern dying precisely because everyone already knows about it?

Current macro picture Warsh is inheriting: BTC near €69K, US inflation at 3.3%, rates at 3.5–3.75%, oil around €92–95. One of the messiest handoffs in Fed Chair history.

Worth noting that Warsh is one of the rare Fed candidates who publicly called Bitcoin “an important asset.” Whether that breaks the pattern is an open question.

The market has known for three months he’s coming, so if the pattern holds, it may have already partially played out. Maybe the current correction is that crash, just spread out over time.

But crashes usually happen without warning. This one was announced. So what happens to a predictable crash? Either it gets played out in advance, or it doesn’t happen at all because everyone's already in cash.

[Utorg @utorgcom]

Aliens have been leaving messages in fields for centuries. We finally figured out what they meant 👀

[Utorg @utorgcom]

NASA spelled it out. We just made it spendable.

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@angry_galician FR! Should’ve been there from the start

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Still holding extra tokens just to pay network fees for crypto exchanges? Why though 🫠

You no longer need to buy native network coins just to process an exchange. We’ve upgraded our engine:

⚡️ pay the gas directly with the token you’re converting ⚡️

-No need to buy or store native coins
-No complicated steps
-Works great even with 0 ETH or SOL on your balance
-Cheaper than topping up native tokens manually

Available on Ethereum, Polygon, BSC, Optimism, Arbitrum, Avalanche and Solana networks

[Utorg @utorgcom]

💳 Exchange without gas in the Utorg app: https://t.co/zL6OrapaGo