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Quotes from The Narrator (The Stanley Parable). Includes content from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe!

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pinned thread. will tweet a 〽️ whenever i update the bot with any new lines just so i can keep track

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The end is never the end is never the end is never- ppth. Ptbh. That's a tongue twister, don't laugh. You try saying that infinity times fast, Stanley!

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Stanley, it was I who was your wife the entire time! Muhahaha!

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Stanley! Are you /srs or /j?

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Stanley, we need to defeat the Ender Dragon.

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Did you just unplug the mind control machine?

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And Stanley was unhappy, actually. Bugger off.

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Stanley, I know you're hungry, but please don't drink the printer ink. That will kill you, believe it or not.

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Pardon my language, Stanley, but FUCK.

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This really is a The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe.

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Stanley, what do you mean by the statement that you 'know what I am'?

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Stanley, I suppose we just have to roll with it.

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Stanley, I don't even know what a cheeseburger tastes like. Please stop asking me about my level of 'white boy swag'.

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Stanley,

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I've put a couple mouse traps around the office to catch that dastardly beast that's been emptying all the vending machines.

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I'd like to thank our generous patrons for helping me build the Infinity Hole.

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Happy birthday, Stanley. I made you this cake in Minecraft and brought it over to our game! Enjoy it, because you can only eat it in five bites.

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You need to destroy the bu- Oh dear, you really just went for that. You just threw that bucket into the destroyer. Wh- wow.

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The door you should go through is, ah... (rustling papers) No, that's the photo of the carp... (rustling papers) What's that doing there? Oh, here we are. The door you should go through is the one into my h- Nope, that's fanfiction. Hold on.

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Stanley, this is incredible! I have to share it on Google+.

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Oh dear. It appears that I've accidentally transported you into a dating simulator! What a silly mistake.