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Not UTRGV™ Twitter account. Parody. Irony. Comedy. Nagging. Sarcasm. Questions? [email protected]

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@elonmusk Yea my credit sucks. 😢

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ChatGPT is down 😭

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UTRGV should make it right and just award all Holiday Card Entries a prize for this year.

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Please support this GoFundMe by donating or sharing—every bit of help makes a difference. https://t.co/AjMYSBcQ8M

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My wife is trying to fatten me up so I get chunky.

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@melknowsbestt Especially when you can pay to skip everyone else’s crappy music 👀

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@melknowsbestt Congratulations!

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I hope everything is ok.

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@jcchapa1 @JusticeRgv I think they were holding the dog away so it wouldn’t get shanked.

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@PutryIla @missfacto @Morbidful Maybe they didn’t like her?

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@dmhj @CityofMcAllen What perks do we get for donating? Asking for a friend

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All in-person classes and operations will resume regular schedules tomorrow (Wednesday, Jan. 17). Be sure to dress warmly in layers and take extra care and precautions when driving. #UTRGV

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UPDATE: #UTRGV will delay opening all campuses and clinical sites until 10 a.m. today (Jan. 16)

Classes/activities before 10 a.m. are canceled.

VOLT/Vaquero Express will begin operating at 9 a.m.

Check UTRGV email and social media for updates.

Stay safe, Vaqueros! ❄️

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Today, we commemorate Martin Luther King Jr. and his legacy. His life’s work was to unite America, and to make the world a more loving place for generations to come.

 Let's reflect on his teachings and strive to make a positive impact in our communities.

#UTRGV #MLKDay

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UTRGV please cancel classes 🙏🏼

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@josh38900 @cbs4rgv You might be on to something.

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@JusticeRgv Poor guy, that’s horrible.

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@Damn_Ardilla I hate that. It’s not illegal to sell to a person of age with no ID. It’s only illegal to sell to someone who is underage.

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We can park in zone 3 for 10 cans? Sweet.

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🚘 Got a parking ticket? Turn it into an act of kindness! 🥫Get ready for Kindness for Cans, starting on Monday, November 27th, 2023 swap your citation for donations in support of @utrgvfoodpantry 📦 #KindnessForCans #UTRGVFoodPantry #UTRGV #UTRGVStudents #UTRGVVaqueros #UTRGVPTS

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It charged my phone atleast.

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Car battery died. Bought this thing hoping it had enough charge to jump me. It’s is dead too 😭.